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    And they certainly weren’t supposed to be able to mock.
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    His research was extensive.
  3. Jaywalk
    *bzzzzt* We now interrupt with breaking news from Universe Hexagon.
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    Named Fred the Frog. Ninja’d
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    With a real catchy slogan.
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    But that was irrelevant, because he left a powerful legacy that inspired a little boy to attempt learning English.
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    I got the hint! Or so they thought.
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    The mimes watched from the shadows as the ninjas tried to take the mines.
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    Because of the hidden thermonukes in the mountains of Siberia.
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    And born in Australia.
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    He was played by a British actor.
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    As well as hamsters.
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    This consultant was a fake, however.
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    Such as stormform.
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    Which caused some slightly scary seizures.
  16. Jaywalk
    Calvin had multiple personalities.
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    Using technology from Calvin.
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    With their makeshift spaceships.
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    Except in France.
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    But the mothballs had traces of Brandon Sanderson, the leading cause of cancer in fruit bats.
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    And created a very lucrative business based on them.
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    It flew back to its cave, screeching.
  23. Jaywalk
    The deciding vote was a squirrel.
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    It was unfortunate, as it was a holiday.
  25. Jaywalk
    The laser color was also customizable, along with the disco fins.
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