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  1. Jaywalk
    He shook it a little too much.
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    *looks down at dagger in toe* Owwwwwwwww...
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    *sword grows to match it*
  4. Jaywalk
    I hath been summoned. *draws sword* Who’s first?
  5. Jaywalk
    Mostly from Universe Pentagon.
  6. Jaywalk
    He started a new nation with these.
  7. Jaywalk
    Most of their business happened on Mondays and Wednesdays.
  8. Jaywalk
    Each store was seventeen stories tall.
  9. Jaywalk
    With his newfound powers, he set out to terrorize news anchors across Indonesia.
  10. Jaywalk
    And suddenly he was no mere wererat.
  11. Jaywalk
    He had a lot of spinach.
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    In the kiddie pool.
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    With spikes.
  14. Jaywalk
    It liked wereing socks.
  15. Jaywalk
    There was a rat.
  16. Jaywalk
    They especially liked Limburger cheese.
  17. Jaywalk
    Narrator Nebula scoffed at Narrator Danex’s feeble attempt to confine an Author.
  18. Jaywalk
    Much rejoicing occurred in the vicinity. Goodness... terrible ninjas...
  19. Jaywalk
    Reversed its insatiable bloodlust, that is.
  20. Jaywalk
    A sparrow developed a brain tumor while in a Subway parking lot.
  21. Jaywalk
    He was unrelated to the ostrich, but familial ties were trivial things.
  22. Jaywalk
    The consultant’s name was Clark Kent.
  23. Jaywalk
    To Superman’s Fortress of Solitude. It appears I have been ninja’d...
  24. Jaywalk
    Who was unhelpfully at a doctor’s appointment.
  25. Jaywalk
    Museum curators pursued the nests for their collections, enamored by the variety of shifting colors.
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