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Kelsier'sGodComplex

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  1. Kelsier'sGodComplex
    Granted, but it's too small to fit through I wish for energy
  2. Kelsier'sGodComplex
    Granted, it's broken I wish for a time traveling machine
  3. Kelsier'sGodComplex
    Granted, you have the power to control yourself using only your brain I wish for tickets to see Dear Evan Hansen with all original cast
  4. Kelsier'sGodComplex
    Granted, you are more active in increasing your amount of sleep every day I wish for straight As for the rest of my education
  5. Kelsier'sGodComplex
    Granted, but it only connects to your ex I wish for Dr. Pepper
  6. Kelsier'sGodComplex
    at least someone like me LOL Granted, but it hates you and runs away I wish for cool looking sharp canines to scare people
  7. Kelsier'sGodComplex
    Granted, but that's the only thing you know. You have less knowledge than a first grader I wish for a sandwich
  8. Kelsier'sGodComplex
    Granted, but the only game you can play on it is minesweeper and its burn all of your poptarts I wish for candy
  9. Kelsier'sGodComplex
    Granted, you become a blacksmith named Bond I wish for a nice back scratcher
  10. Kelsier'sGodComplex
    Granted, now they grind their teeth super hard at night so you can hear that instead I wish for good luck
  11. Kelsier'sGodComplex
    Granted, your teeth are now always itchy I wish for sleep
  12. Kelsier'sGodComplex
    Granted, but they are all flag emojis I wish for a new gun
  13. Kelsier'sGodComplex
    Granted, but its a crown of thorns and its constantly stabs you when you where it I wish for permanent hair dye that doesn't fade and look bad
  14. Kelsier'sGodComplex
    Granted, but everyone hates you, there is a revolution, and you are beheaded. I wish for a cool sweatshirt
  15. Kelsier'sGodComplex
    Granted, but the wish has to be the start of WWIII I wish for sleep
  16. Kelsier'sGodComplex
    Granted, everyone gets lunch except you I wish for some chocolate
  17. Kelsier'sGodComplex
    Granted, but Kaladin never finds happiness ever I wish for some chocolate milk
  18. Kelsier'sGodComplex
    Granted, but you dont have fun ever again I wish for some cool lookin metallic paints
  19. Kelsier'sGodComplex
    granted, but everyone thinks you are cheating and you never play again I wish for apple juice
  20. Kelsier'sGodComplex
    Granted, but it's really old, stale, and already chewed on I wish for a new book cuz I need more
  21. Kelsier'sGodComplex
    Granted, but not before he kills Kaladin I wish for all my favorite characters to finally be happy
  22. Kelsier'sGodComplex
    Granted, but no one uses it anymore I wish for perfect grades, cause the end of the semester is in like two weeks
  23. Kelsier'sGodComplex
    Granted, so many people start using it that it crashes I wish for a car
  24. Kelsier'sGodComplex
    Granted, but all your friends now hate you I wish for a red pepper
  25. Kelsier'sGodComplex
    Granted, but now you are blind and deaf I wish for the next season of one of my favorite shows to stop being delayed (its been delayed like 4 times)
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