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Posts posted by Kelsier'sGodComplex
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Granted, but you will never know why the rest are puppies
I wish for an electric cello
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Granted, but everyone will ask
I wish for a new phone
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Granted, but the bread is still just wheat and the chicken is still alive.
I wish for SP1 to get to my house soon because I'm impatient.
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Granted, but you are now mute and illiterate, so you cant tell anyone.
I wish for all my problems to go away.
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Granted, you have the biggest hunchback in the world\
I wish for perfect skin
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Granted, but every time you switch, you get lice
I wish for forever perfect health
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Granted, but he can't talk
I wish for a phone with never ending battery life
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Granted, but you lose all of your fingers
I wish for food
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Granted, now you have SUPER sensitive skin, so you get itchy from literally everything
I wish for a long weekend
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Granted, now they use all of your other social media accounts
I wish for energy cuz i feel like a dead battery right now
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Granted, but only when there's a full moon
I wish for an electric cello
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Granted, you have lice forever
I wish for Mt. Dew
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Granted, but you are allergic to air
I wish for charisma level 1000
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Granted, you have phantom itches
I wish for a dog
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19 hours ago, EmulatonStromenkiin said:
Granted, you are unable to use a computer without it being one step away from a complete literal meltdown
I wish to not feel itchy.
Granted, you are always sore in the most inconvenient spot
I wish for food
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5 hours ago, EmulatonStromenkiin said:
Granted, it is encased in glass to protect it. Bane: you are allergic to standard allomantic metals.
I wish to be an Elsewhere.
Granted, you are always itchy
I wish for a good pen
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Granted, but you also go insane
I wish for an aquarium with fish, but it never gets dirty cause cleaning them is a big hassle and i hate it
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Granted, now you speak the same language as Spook, so no one can understand you
I wish to never be hungry again
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Granted, all the pages are blank
I wish for a good pen that never runs out of ink, and never leaves me
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Granted, you are forever mute
I wish to never get sick
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1 hour ago, The Wandering Wizard said:
Granted. Humans go and start murdering other planets.
I wish to have an affinity.
Granted, you have lice forever
I wish for a fancy guitar
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Granted, but when you enter the book you take the place of the character with the most painful death
I wish for working headphones
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Granted, but it's broken and gives you cancer
I wish for cool anime hair
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18 hours ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:
I wish for someone to manage my notifs for me, then keep a list of them that isn't super annoying, it also will tell me which ones are actually important.
I wish for a good pen that never runs out of ink
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Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)
in Forum Games & Random Stuff
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Granted, but you are the only member of the Stick Cult now, and will always be alone in your temple. And then it burns down.
I wish for California to break off and fall into the ocean