Results come now! It is a tie! Because of that, @Archer and @Condensation will each write a mini roast, which I formally declare shall be haikus (no more than 2 haikus). You have 24 hours, then we will vote again. Remember, 5-7-5!
Just so you know, it is generally asked that you don't post in threads that have been inactive for a long time. Everyone does it though, so it's ok. Anyways, welcome to the shard!
I’ll just sit here at the bottom of the leaderboard and be happy with the fact that I am on it.
EDIT: Just looked at the leaderboard, I am no longer on it. Welp, fun while it lasted! (If I actually post my inktober stuff I’d move back up )