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  1. Doomstick
    He didn't really know how to bake
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    then he took a bag of flour out of the trunk, it was lucky that it was in there
  3. Doomstick
    Carooter needed to figure out how to make a carrot cake out of a car, a root, and Terra.
  4. Doomstick
    You see, he had to use the carrot cake to destroy the carrot cake
  5. Doomstick
    A car, a root, Terra, and...
  6. Doomstick
    it was much worse than the quality content from the Cosmere Roast Battles thread
  7. Doomstick
    But Carooter did not
  8. Doomstick
    She had been the Empress since the beginning
  9. Doomstick
    His grandmother was also immortal
  10. Doomstick
    "but not love for you!"
  11. Doomstick
    "On planed 1298324487!"
  12. Doomstick
    he put two giant spoonfuls of cinnamon
  13. Doomstick
    Nobody told Butt that it was because the planet was surrounded in green plastic
  14. Doomstick
    Nobody knew why the sunlight was green
  15. Doomstick
    though he forgot the sugar
  16. Doomstick
    *confused screaming*
  17. Doomstick
    The Carroter loved the Cream Cheeser, though.
  18. Doomstick
    As a response to the recent guilds that proclaim one furry mammal to be greater than another, this guild welcomes those who appreciate the good and flaws in both. but we all know that the best pets are reptiles and sourdough starters. Manatees top all, but only if they aren't your pet, have eaten you whole, are much larger than normal, and you can only communicate with them with basic travel phrases.
  19. Doomstick

    After a 32-hour hiatus for an as of yet unidentified reason, I am back!

    Why did I feel the need to make this status update? It is 0:30 currently and I am intoxicated by sleepiness!

    TL;DR I'm back now, I'm tired, I'm wondering why I needed a tldr for something that is three sentences, I'm confused at my typo of "deeded" instead of "needed," and I'm especially confused at why this tldr is about as long as the rest of this (or longer).

    I clearly expect this to be funny, but I don't trust tired me, so stop meeeeeeeeeeeee.

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    2. Lecky Twig

      Lecky Twig

      hehe very funny. (I'm tired toooooooooo)

    3. FriarFritz

      FriarFritz

      Haha yes I too am v tired

    4. Tesh

      Tesh

      This is not funny really, but is very relatable...

      Okay, yeah, it's really funny because it's so relatable.

  20. Doomstick
    that is almost certainly a squirrel
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    Not to be confused with the cheerful and loved Carroter
  22. Doomstick
    *angry ketek definition noises*
  23. Doomstick
    The toughened cheese slipped away
  24. Doomstick
    the bread was gone though
  25. Doomstick
    you might want to post this in the RoW spoiler board also hello! new people are cool!
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