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As Bellatrix flew towards the forest where she was indicated, she heard a loud “ARRRRK!” Then she heard, “You think you deserve to live little flame? You think you deserve those powers you have? You don’t deserve the air you breath let alone that which you burn. You could end it. Fly straight up, then fall. No one would catch you. No one cares enough to. The Blood Flames hate you. You betrayed them. Mike hates you, and he never truly cared about you! He just used to improve his own standing in the gang! And Max is dead because of you. He only died because of what you did. Do you really deserve your life?” @Sherlock Holmes @Ark1002 @Silva
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"Why not? I do it all the time! I'm one of the richest people in the world! Also, how are you going to make the problem of a giant telepathic super insulting squirrel, worse?"
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“Not the giant variety! Anyways, I’m getting side tracked; It ran off into the woods to the west of the Citadel. Go, get it!”
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"Of course I will pay handsomely! I'm ME!" Dusk said, thinking to the massive vault of money in expanders glass in his basement, and then responded to the second question with, "Because Squirrerls are some of the most intelligent species on the planet! If they can communicate with us, who knows what we will learn!"
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wedding Walkelody: Another Wedding
Darth Woodrack replied to Darth Woodrack's topic in The Alleyverse
Dusk left for a bit, as he needed to get help when his giant squirrel escaped, and Walker held Melodies hand and pulled her over to Lusk and Freedom, saying, "Thank you for coming Lusk. I hope there is no hard feelings from our duel. Freedom! Good to see you!" -
Dusk turned to those gathered before him and said, "Thank you for coming! Don't worry, I'll be paying you for your time. I need you to retrieve something... strange. You see, I was expirementing with giving giant squirrels verbal skills, and accidentally gave the giant squirrel the ability to tab into the latent insecurity portion of each persons cebral cortex, and give off a screech that attivates said portion of the brain to an extreme degree."
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ALLEYVERSE PREQUEL? DO I GET AN ERA ZERO CHARACTER IF I DO THIS?
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You Know You're a Sanderfan When...
Darth Woodrack replied to Shardbearer's topic in General Brandon Discussion
When you join a completely different rp than the Alleyverse, with nothing to do with Brandon Sanderson, that happens to be on Discord, and not only attempt to convert the entire server to Brandon Sanderson, but also get the Brandon Sanderson Holding a Sword meme to become a custom emoji. -
Hurt and Heal- Cosmere Nations
Darth Woodrack replied to Ark1002's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Herald Kind Woodrack did not know where to attack next, so he decided to attacl his former wyrns enemies. He also sent a fleet of Alethi Derethi priests to the Elendel to 'help' them. Hurt Eastern Dominance, Heal Elendel Basin. Iri - 9 Rira - 9 Reshi Isles - 7 Herdaz - 10 Aimia - 10 Shinovar - 6 Jah Keved - 6 Alethkar - 10 Northern Dominance - 3 Eastern Dominance - 3 Western Dominance - 3 Terris Dominance - 8 Hallandren - 10 Elendel Basin - 10 The Roughs - 9 -
Dusk teleported in and yelled, “OI! Two of my friends are getting married, and I need you guys to come give them moral support. It’s an outdoor venue, with a live band. There’s also free food and alcohol,” before teleporting away.
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Hurt and Heal- Cosmere Nations
Darth Woodrack replied to Ark1002's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Woodrack converted much of Southern Scadria to Derethi Alethi destabilizing the nation. Iri - 9 Rira - 9 Reshi Isles - 7 Herdaz - 10 Aimia - 10 Shinovar - 6 Jah Keved - 6 Alethkar - 10 Northern Dominance - 3 Eastern Dominance - 3 Western Dominance - 3 Terris Dominance - 8 Hallandren - 10 Elendel Basin - 10 The Roughs - 9 Southern Scadrians - 1 -
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wedding Walkelody: Another Wedding
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Dusk teleported to Sel, and said, “Ambrosia, Walker and Melody red getting married, get over here,” before going back to the wedding. @Ark1002 -
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"I now pronounce you husband and wife," Said Dusk, who can do these if anyone forgot. Walker smiled. He was finally married. He smiled, and kissed Melody, his wife. @Blessing of Potency
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Hurt and Heal- Cosmere Nations
Darth Woodrack replied to Ark1002's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Herald King Woodrack gathered reinforcements for Alethkar, and went personally to attack the Western Dominance. Iri - 9 Rira - 9 Reshi Isles - 7 Herdaz - 10 Aimia - 10 Shinovar - 6 Jah Keved - 6 Alethkar - 10 Northern Dominance - 3 Eastern Dominance - 3 Western Dominance - 3 Terris Dominance - 8 Hallandren - 10 Elendel Basin - 10 The Roughs - 9 Southern Scadrians - 3 -
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Alrighty, character update: Jackal: Dead. Thel: Demoted to special NPC Walker: Continuing Dusk: Continuing Silva Rey: Continueing Here is Kevin: Way early Mc labeled im 160 points, so as long as the trama 10 points, he would be good.
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So, should I open up WDdWtW? And Walkelody’s wedding? Edit: I personally think I should wait about half a week on WDdWtW, but put out Walkelody’s wedding now.
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Walker looked at Jackal flying across the street. He growled, and looked at Genghis. He drew his katana, and flew towards him, driving his katanas through the faceplate, before Genghis could react, the katanas peircing the helmet through the dents made by the Jackal’s staff. He dropped his katana, blinking. Genghis fell over dead, blood spilling from his head, a pair of katana spiked through his eyes. He looked around and ran over to the dying Jackal. ”Why? Why did you it?” Walker yelled at him. ”Which part?” Jackal groaned, “The massive criminal organization, or the sacrificing myself for you?” ”Both!” Walker yelled. ”Ah,” Jackal croaked, “The first part was that damnation, annoying Voidspren-“ ”WHO YOU CALLING ANNOYING!” Jackals Voidspren screamed it flew by. “Driving me mad. Then you broke it off my head, and I got better. Now all I want to do is get back to saving the universe. To bad it seems like I’m going out now. Hey, you get me a statue, Okay?” Jackal said, grinning, despite his impending death. ”You son of a cremling! Don’t leave me again!” Walker screamed at him. ”Sorry my pupil. I’m out,” Jackal said before dying. ”No, no, no,” Walker said, crying over his masters body. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Kevin watched this from a distance and scowled. ”Kevin, come in! What happened? Is Walker—“ Kevin ripped it his earpiece and crushed it on he ground. He was done.
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Tic Genghis deflated. Tic He charged. Tic. He hit at Walker. Tic. No. ”NO!” Jackal screamer, leaping in front of Walker, stabbing at Genghis’s chest, shattering half of his staff. Genghis hit his head, cracking his mask across the middle, and he falls to the ground. He then stumbles to his feet and says, “Bring it you Roman knock off.” Walker back away stunned.
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“Oh. Too bad. I never met them. And also, the only way you will kill me,” Walker arrived, and pressed the leather orb, “Was just pressed. Crap. What are you doing here!?” ”You’re wanted father, whether you’ve fallen out with your bosses or not!” @Ark1002
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Jackal dodged under the hand, and grabbed the staff out of Genghis’s helmet. ”Really? Have you ever learned any form of combat? Like, ever?” Jackal taunted. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Kevin watched this from a distance, and he frowned. He had seen Jackal do horrible things, and yet, now he was fighting one of the conquers, who should be his ally. Regardless, he called it in, “Hey, base? Jackal. I got him. He’s fighting one of the conquers.” Walker started. He looked at Dusk and said, “Plan C?” “Yeah,” Dusk responded, tossing Walker the leecher orb. Walker sprinted over to the Jackal and Genghis. @Ark1002
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