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  1. Ark1002
    cats are the best and I hope you drown in liquid nitrogen.
  2. Ark1002
    *coughs* And then a thermonuke hit them.
  3. Ark1002
    granted. Except for Ene, who sits there, suffering, because all her dogs die. I wish that I was a dnd bard IRL.
  4. Ark1002
    *goes to the end* *hopes it's a boy posting something they did* *squeels happily* And then a thermonuke hit him.
  5. Ark1002
    granted. They are all nightmares, and you are stuck in them, asleep, forever. I wish for all the dogs in the universe to kneel over and die of heart attack.
  6. Ark1002
    xino... you're really behind. also apparently one of these posts got upvoted. You are all sick, sick people
  7. Ark1002
    read the posts carefully. None of them ninja me. I read them. I wish for Ene to have to experience the suffering of each of her dogs, feel it, before they die. Then have a thousand dogs be tortured to death.
  8. Ark1002
    Unfortunately, the Nightwatcher has been replaced by Ookla the Genie your wish is rejected. I wish for more dogs of Ene's to die
  9. Ark1002
    Granted, but (you guessed it) every time you alter anything, one of Ene's dogs dies. I wish for more dogs to be delivered to Ene, then all obtain rabies and die
  10. Ark1002
    Ookla the Dog Hater laughed in eevil glee. The corruption would not be stopped. They would never be vanquished.
  11. Ark1002
    I'm supposed to be working on ELA! Instead I'm sitting here murdering Ene's dogs! I wish Ene had a hundred dogs delivered to her by a local charity, but then they all died of small pox within the week.
  12. Ark1002
    so now she's that person, and her dog died twice. oof. Granted. Your soul was ripped into little pieces.
  13. Ark1002
    Granted. The adult dog dies. By explosion. I wish I didn't need braces. ah, someone of the same mindset, I see granted. Except for cats. She can wish for all the cats she wants. Your bane is that you drown in the blood of the dead dogs
  14. Ark1002
    could you rate that Ookla name however? because I hadn't changed it yet?
  15. Ark1002
    @Ookla the Roleplayer I am sorry about those dogs
  16. Ark1002
    Granted. This puppy gets run over by a car soon after Ene gets it. I wish y'all wouldn't be angry with me for these posts
  17. Ark1002
    9/10 not very dramatic, funny, or creative, but accurate to your personality, interesting, and bonus points for the fact that you create so many RPs my name is Ookla the Very Handsome
  18. Ark1002
    Granted. It's a puppy with terrible cancer, and it dies within a week of you getting it. Oh yeah and your bane is that you can never take a bath or a shower again. I wish Ene wasn't going to kill me for this
  19. Ark1002
    black hole picture! science! yay!
  20. Ark1002
    @Chasmfiend#1
  21. Ark1002
    *sighs*
  22. Ark1002
    actually, it's about 50/50 so while that makes me normal, that also means people who do use it are normal
  23. Ark1002
    ok... i mean, a lot of guys don't, myself included, but also it's quite different when one is bald
  24. Ark1002
    ... but why
  25. Ark1002
    ... why would conditioner be related to that
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