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  1. Ark1002
    In this weeks episode, Jasnah tries to get a date, pressured by Dalinar. (Dunno)
  2. Ark1002
    And now, back to your show.
  3. Ark1002
    By buying, you void your rights to sue for radiation, mutation, hemalurgic spiking, sudden supervillian attributes, uncontrollable crowds of women following you around, and diabetes.
  4. Ark1002
    We are not responsible for any damage done to your friends or family if they touch the Manly Horneater Shade collection.
  5. Ark1002
    Buy now, because the Manly Horneater Shade collection is selling out fast! Available in a store near you. Must be 18 years or have parental permission to buy. May cause shriveling of limbs, death, and turning into a shade. Do not buy if you are allergic to shades.
  6. Ark1002
    Is horneater victory hat. Is very manly.
  7. Ark1002
    Is that even an option?
  8. Ark1002
    A gnarled man coughed. "You want lodging? I can help you with that." @Rushu42
  9. Ark1002
    Your opinion reflects mine a lot.
  10. Ark1002
    AND DON'T HIS FORGET HIS TRUSTY SIDEKICK, ARKBLADE! WITH A SHADE HAT!
  11. Ark1002
    *Creatively turns dead shades into a hat*
  12. Ark1002
    *procrastinates turning silver*
  13. Ark1002
    *Ark is too busy procrastinating to have a heartbeat*
  14. Ark1002
    Well darn
  15. Ark1002
    No one was a producer of a fashion magazine
  16. Ark1002
    I HATH BEEN MENTIONED I grant procrastination and creativity I HATH BEEN SUMMONED
  17. Ark1002
    Honestly, I think it would be worth it
  18. Ark1002

    Aquatic inquisitor

    Ark1002 commented on ShardShaper's gallery image in Mistborn Art

    Aquatic inquisitor
    Lol
  19. Ark1002

    Red inquisitor

    Ark1002 commented on ShardShaper's gallery image in Mistborn Art

    Red inquisitor
    I love the hemalurgic beaver reminds me of the good ol days
  20. Ark1002
    Luckily, Voidus had saved them to get to his wife, Lady Pineapple.
  21. Ark1002
    Congrats. You're a Sanderfan.
  22. Ark1002
    S'all good.
  23. Ark1002

    This makes me happy :D

     

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      Ark1002

      Well, when a mommy and a daddy

    3. Sherlock Holmes

      Sherlock Holmes

      WAIT NO NOT THAT.

      Nevermind, continue.

    4. Ark1002

      Ark1002

      Lol

  24. Ark1002

    Aquatic inquisitor

    Ark1002 commented on ShardShaper's gallery image in Mistborn Art

    Aquatic inquisitor
    Nobody expects the beaver inquisition!
  25. Ark1002
    RUSTING SURVIVOR, WHAT THE MISTS IS THIS
    My... brain...
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