KalaDANG
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Question:
how does one become cool/feared/respected/simultaneously-loved-and-hated?
I need...friends. Or at least a dark and mysterious mentor with a dubious past. I'm floundering in my own ignorance here.
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Oh this is easy stuff! This is how I always do it.
Cool - Go back to 2016 and dab, If you wanna be cool now, can't help you much there. My younger brother says that you're only cool if you play Fortnite, but I disagree.
Loved - Bring cookies, cake, or any food. (Seriously, since when was food only the quickest way to the heart for men? That's an everyone thing.)
Feared - Threaten not to share the cookies.
Hated - Dab. This one is simple. You could always just eat ALL of the cookies though. That works too.
Respected - Brush your teeth with mint toothpaste, and then drink orange juice. Immediate respect.
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