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  1. whattheHoid
    Nailed it! We really reaped Lan's barely!
  2. whattheHoid
    It's ok! I know you meant to say that you can't wait to help me twist Lan's wind!
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    No probs, sule!
  4. whattheHoid
    His intentions were to drink some as he was really parched from completing his quest to Tame the Flowing Fields.
  5. whattheHoid
    *Blushes* Why thank you Sorana! If you were Lan, I would let you strike my spark! Or, I'd let you be the Lotus that closes my blossom! Perchance, you could, help me pluck Lan's low hanging apple?
  6. whattheHoid
    You got it fam jam!
  7. whattheHoid
    Uncle Brandy held a grudge against Butt because at one time Butt stole Uncle Brandy's cache of hidden emergency vodka.
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    And @Lunamor don't worry about being lost or overwhelmed by the sheer volume of the Allyverse. It is indeed vast. People are really nice there and will help you out.
  9. whattheHoid
    Butt Venture got arrested by the Ministry of Silly Walks.
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    @Sorana Oh there are so many more I could say to that hot Malkieri Lan. There are a lot of sword forms! I just thought of another one or 2.... Lan, I'll be your Courtier if you tap my fan! Lan, darling, will you help me part my silk? Lan, I'll flick my tongue on your viper! Hey Valentine's Day is coming up.....I should write him a Valentine! I'm here all day folks!
  11. whattheHoid
    This, of course, explained everything including why Voidus kept his love of Pineapple and pineapples a secret. But we all reassured him that we understand. For who could resist such power?
  12. whattheHoid
    She didn't realize she had the ability to Juicify. And gained the Surge of Fruity.
  13. whattheHoid
    Yeah that's a good scene! And yes, I do want to help Lan sheathe his sword..... it's a euphemism.
  14. whattheHoid
    Through the magical magics that is the Cosmere and of course some Awakening is involved!
  15. whattheHoid
    @Sorana I'll share Lan with you! P.s. I got many more! Hey Lan! I wanna kiss your adder! Yo, Lan! I'll help you sheathe your sword! Lan! I'll be your Leopard that Shakes the Grass! Hi Lan! Will you unfold my rose? See we'll get bonus points for knowing Sword forms, Sorana!
  16. whattheHoid
    Apple Berries comes from the legendary garden of Cultivation and Endowment. Together they Cultivated the perfect berry with the most perfect apple and Endowed it with the most perfect taste in all the Universe.
  17. whattheHoid
    Apple berries, of course!
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    Through the power of Google, Hoid found this little trivia bit... The word "pineapple" in English was first recorded to describe the reproductive organs of conifer trees (now termed pine cones). When European explorers encountered this tropical fruit in the Americas, they called them "pineapples" (first referenced in 1664, for resemblance to pine cones).
  19. whattheHoid
    When after reading a non Cosmere book, you have to reread another Cosmere book again!
  20. whattheHoid
    Ok, so I had to think long and hard, but I think I have tweaked my character enough that she shouldn't be op any more. How's this? Also @Archer, seriously, you are the best! Happy Archer Appreciation Day!
  21. whattheHoid
    Soon Voidus would break out of his pineappley-verse.
  22. whattheHoid
    Voidus, luckily, didn't just care about looks, but about the juicy bits on the inside of his dear Pineapples.
  23. whattheHoid
    Butt Venture, however, saved a special and faithful Pineapple. He introduced Pineapple to Voidus and it was love at first sight. They eloped and went honeymooning on Patjj, who was only too happy to have the lovers on his island.
  24. whattheHoid
    Hoid just wished Voidus luck as she has had many a years of experience escaping the wrath of Shards.
  25. whattheHoid
    Voidapple for lyfe! Imma get that tattooed on myself! Lunamor just start doing the Quest of the Allys. All new people have to do it. It only involves some pineapples and Meekers.
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