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  1. Their group was called "A-Ugly Rising." They had Gaz make and sell t-shirts.
  2. Freyja shook Mike's hand. "Yuppers I'm new here. Just got away from Roshar not too long ago. And no problem, you would be amazed as to how much I can fit in these skirts! One time I stuffed 4 whole chickens, no one even knew!" Exclaimed Freyja.
  3. Freyja turned around and looked at the man. "Hair dye? Well you want to inconspicuous, right? Here, hang on..." Muttered Freyja. She reached into her voluminous skirts and pulled out a small box and handed it to the man. "Here this will make yours or anyone's hair a mousy greyish brown. It is the dullest color in existence. A taupish grey, you can't go wrong with this. The name's Freyja, by the way. Yours?" Said Freyja, holding out her hand. @Sorana
  4. The acute ones were the enemies of the universe.
  5. Krampus comes along.
  6. Freyja whispered to Laecrien. "People still look tense. That one guy keeps changing his outfits, maybe I should too? I guess we should talk to Bella first." "That is surprisingly sensible." Whispered back Laecrien. @Ark1002
  7. Hoid flops to the ground and does the dinosaur.
  8. Sun flops to the floor with pure joy. Sun can die in peace now that finally laser Sharks are available as pets.
  9. The God of mischief, i.e. Hoid laughs at you all! As I, Hoid, have been worshipped for ages! Therefore, am more supreme. I am supremestest.
  10. Freyja felt the tension in the room. She saw that things were about to go south real fast. So she did the only thing that helped her when she needed to diffuse Brightlord Torial. She went around the room and scouted for some alcohol. "The drunker you are; the clumsier you get." Thought Freyja. She swiped it and poured 3 glasses and offered them to the 3 men all the while ready to summon her Staff.
  11. Freyja waits patiently, licking the last of the chocolate off her fingers. She turns around and notices 3 men walk in.
  12. "Nooooo!" Yelled Hoid. whattheHoid gathers her infused spheres and tosses them in Kaladin's direction. He inhales the Stormlight and looks back at whattheHoid and winks. whattheHoid blushes and makes Shallan draw a distraction. Nathranking is suddenly surrounded by giant ants! The ground trembles! Chasmfiends and Santhid abound! Check.
  13. And throw the bucket of acid into an exploding volcano.
  14. Hoid eats popcorn and cheers loudly, "Goooo Kaladin!"
  15. Hoid throws pineapples and exploding jelly beans to help Bridge Four!
  16. whattheHoid gathers cheerleaders for Bridge Four, with whattheHoid being Kaladin's personal cheerleader. Gives Beanboy m&M's!
  17. It was simultaneously Some's best and worst quality.
  18. Hoid took the bullet and survived as did Butt as he is mostly Invested hot air!
  19. whattheHoid sneaks in and reminds people that Kaladin will always win!
  20. "Hey Bella! I didn't find that coffee, but I found this on the ground! A piece of paper, which I shall give to you! And a slice of chocolate cake, but that's mine. I am ready for whatever challenge you put before me, the somewhat fractious Freyja!" Declared Freyja. Laecrien sighed, then showed himself. "She means that she'll participate in your challenge or initiation rites. She.....gets easily excited." Said Laecrien.
  21. Freyja walked in blushing with her slice of chocolate cake and looked around. She walked over to a man with what appeared to be alcohol. "Hey, bottoms up! You new here? You here for the summons that Bella was talking about? Here's a hint, don't go in the coffee room!" Half whispered Freyja. @Clyde Coggins
  22. Yes. Winning. It's all I need to say.
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