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Let your crush be known and free! Sometimes you just need to let the world know!
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Dang! @Shard of Thought you read all of the Longest Thread! I suppose you then got to the part where I, whattheHoid, married Kaladin and Renarin! Good times! Don't feel bad about your love of Marsh. I get it!
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Freyja took Jacien's hand and walked along with him. "I've just come to the Ally, know any good spots for a drink?" Asked Freyja.
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Hoid chewed on the popcorn transfixed by the action. He felt the dragon inch backwards and thought, "Oh glob, what's going to happen!?"
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Laecrien looked up and saw what appeared to be another Cultivationspren. He was startled it had been so long since he saw another like him. Freyja looked up at Jacien. "You wanna get up off the floor? Maybe we could grab a drink? I think things have settled a little?" Said Freyja tenderly. @Sunbringer
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Hoid walks in astonished that all this is still going on and it all started with Hoid's cabbages. He walks near Ene's dragon and asks to sit up top and offers chocolate.
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Freyja held Jacien close to her breast, cuddling him close, whispering, "Storms it's ok! We'll make it through this. I'm here for you. I know Bella has some shred of sanity! Maybe if we all just calm down?" Then the man Freyja gave the dye to came out, looking on the chaos with a calm yet somewhat anguished expression. And she heard, along with everyone in the room, what Sam said. She could see with her boon that what he told was the truth. She looked to Red with an almost betrayed expression wondering how one could do such things, even stomach them. She saw Sam escape and buried her head in Jacien's shoulder. @Sunbringer @I think I am here. @Ark1002
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Freyja seeing Jacien run into the fire panics. She really liked him and didn't want him to incur Bella's wrath. She looked at Bella and said shakily, "Hey Boss. Um, look if you're lonely or whatever, I've got a half brother. He never complements ladies on their looks. He would never call you pretty. Would that make you feel better? I call him Chull Bladder, but I suppose he is actually named Tomas. This might make you feel better?" Unable to wait any longer, she ran towards Jacien and flung her arms around him. "Jacien! I thought you left! Are you all right!? Are these people ok?" Asked Freyja concernedly. "Whatever you do don't complement Bella, unless it's about her fire skills!" Whispered Frejya. Freyja uses her Surge of Progression and Regrowth to help Jacien heal the others. She then kisses Jacien on both cheeks. @Ark1002 @Sunbringer
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Nightblood still decks you all and all are destroyed.
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She was stringent about that and cabbages.
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Oh wow, guys! Fuzz and Kelsier!? Dock decks Kelsier, Vin decks Dalinar, Bean decks Lightsong, Nightblood decks you all.
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Yeah, cabbages are vegetables. Preservation would be all, "Eat it to Preserve your life!" Source am Hoid, have heard him say this.
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Aunt Sherry didn't care; it was their anniversary.
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*glaring intensifies*
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"No one would allow my cabbages to suffer like this!" Said Hoid loudly.
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Now Aunt Sherry wouldn't talk to him.
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"You don't count Rayse! Your a splintering of a Shard! And you owe me for drinks from last time! I can't go into that bar again; they still remember!" Yelled Hoid.
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"What did I do to deserve such malice and cruelty! There is no god!" Stormed Hoid.
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Years ago they sabotaged his Vodka and Brandy casks.
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*glares and bursts into tears* "My life savings!" Wails Hoid again.
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"My cabbages!" Wailed Hoid.
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The Longest Thread (Misadventures)
whattheHoid replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
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"Ooh! Storms! You just wanna hurt them!? Not interrogate them? Invite them for tea? Well ok then." Said Freyja uncertainly. Frejya put away her Shardwhip and resummoned her Shardarang, which was a silvery boomerang shaped object. She filled the edges and flung it at the offenders. It clipped on in the ear, the next in the stomach, and the last in the groin. They all stumbled to the ground and moaned in pain. "Sorry! I'm just doing what I'm told! If you get outta that fire ring, I've got some ice here and drinks on me!" Said Freyja to the injured loudly. "Well how was that, Boss Bella?" Asked Freyja. @Ark1002
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Bawk Bawk! Am a cow!
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The Breadmunks were displeased and organized a rebellion.
