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Hempknight

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  1. My fellow sticks how have we been so blind. All this time and we couldn't see the stick for the leaves. We must heed the words of our fellow stick hufdud he is of the ancient line of the autumn branch and there is great wisdom in his words. You have my allegiance wise one we will rekindle the stick in the machendi hearts or i will burn trying. I am stick!!!!
  2. Granted but to balance the scales everyone close to you has equal amounts of bad luck. I wish I was a real boy.
  3. Ohhh unenlightend one. If only u had taken up ROOTS in this church. You WOOD have known KNOT to be throwing out idle threats here and TREEt a stick with some respect.
  4. Granted but u get it all at ounce and now all time and space has been filled to bursting with its dairy goodness I ask the boon of a flake and sprinkles
  5. Granted, but now the Stormlight Archive doesn’t exist... I call upon the powers of the Nightwatcher to fulfill my boon. I wish to be able to live anywhere I want to in the Cosmere, with a long and prosperous life with many friends and family members. Boon gra . . . . Who's the Nightwatcher and what u all talking about?
  6. I Beg your pardon!? I will not be LEAFING this church, and will definitely not be BRANCHING off with u good sir I am a stick
  7. Haha I think I would completely disregard my theory if it wasn't for that little bit.
  8. Thanks Rshara I'd not seen that before. I used to look at it like weather depression aswell. A crazy theory I had was that the black fisher was caught in one of the perfect gemstones and taken off roshar to a neighbouring planet (maybe Braize) and he effects Roshar in the weeping when the planets are maybe close enough for him to have an effect there. Haha but don't know now I'd not seen those WOB before.
  9. I had a little theory that Dai'gonarthis ( The Black Fisher ) had some effect on the weeping. That is why kaladins depression gets a lot worse at that time. A crazy theory I had was that the black fisher was caught in one of the perfect gemstones and taken off roshar to a neighbouring planet (maybe Braize) and he effects Roshar in the weeping when the planets are maybe close enough for him to have an effect there. Bit far fetched I know but I like it.
  10. True it doesn't seem very evil. But it does have cremless rain. There's no stormlight infusion during the time, and kaladins depression gets a lot worse during the weeping. So it seems to have a weather effect and and affect on the moods of people. just a thought I had.
  11. This would work with my theory of it having something to do with the weeping.
  12. The name Dai'gonarthis made me wounder if it was like days gone are these maybe another way of saying days gone by. A bit like Re'shaphier being like re shaper. Maybe the weeping is some effect of it. As it happens at the end of the year and washes away the past. Bit far fetched but made me think.
  13. Odium's wicked weather, Roshar divided, Unite Radiants, Unite divided Roshar, Weather wicked Odium. Dalinar's Ketek to arms.
  14. Granted you shall have a boon without any curse. You shall have such a boon of wealth, power and all your mortal desires shall be granted for one year but that is a dog year as this was not specified and unluckly for u that the natural jealousy of men occurred and your best friend kills you two week in for his wife giving u the eye over your new found power. I ask the boon of the power to open my own personal perpendicularity. Think it should save me a few bob on bus fairs
  15. Hahaha as much as I like kaladin he isn't exactly the life and sole of the party.
  16. Granted but unlike nightblood when the steel was awakened it's sole purpose was to protect so it won't even leave its sheath thus is unable to cause harm to anyone i ask for the great boon of herdazian fingernails.
  17. My mate has just most graciously gifted us with The Surge but the kids are on Easter holidays for two week now, so kelek knows when ile get to play it.
  18. Keleks teeth! I did it! I found the most important words a twig could say. And I am pretty sure I too am now a stick.
  19. Granted. You wake up a Komodo dragon in a makabaki zoo I wish for a real life nahl bond (and the shardblade/surges that come with it)
  20. Skybreakers. Didn't expect that but I AM THE LAW!
  21. Some of these are brilliant. I really like gattorgirls. Here's my attempt I was pretty chuffed with haha. Odium's wicked weather, Roshar divided. Unite Radiants. Unite divided Roshar, Weather wicked Odium
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