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*Contains screams of joy* Why thank you! Both for joining and for telling me about the year system, that's helpful. Makes sense too. We'll wait until more people join (if more people join) to start anything. In the meantime, how old is Talen? Could you also perhaps say if he/she is a Smedry, an Oculator, etc. ?

Okay, I'm just gonna go now. Sorry to let you down. I'll stick with the Light Alley. *Throws chalk dust in Drake's face and jumps over trapdoor while he/she is distracted*

Sorry, I was unclear. Where is the RP? Once there, what do I do? Also, is reading everything so far necessary?

I'm actually considering leaving and going to the Light Alley now. Honestly I'm back and forth. I'll update when I decide. Wait, is quitting allowed? *Prepares to run to safety*

Cool! So, what next?

Am I a member now?

Hi! Just like you, I'm new to the 17th Shard, but I've been into Brandon's stuff for a while now. I'm allowed to join a cool club if I give you a cookie. It's very safe, and won't do anything bad to you, I promise. You can even keep your Breath :-) . In fact, have two, one for you and one for your husband. WAIT! Don't eat these cookies. I may have strayed from the path of goodness.

Um, hello. May I join you all? After inquiring about you, I have come up with these questions. The disclaimer both immensely confuses me and makes me laugh, so there's that. Just pass out a cookie, you say? Does it have to be a specific cookie? Do I have to sign on any dotted lines? Where should I show this cookie? What's the LA? Do I have to write that I am or am not a member of the DA in my signature?

Brandon supports the Dark Alley, eh? Well, I'm in. The disclaimer both immensely confuses me and makes me laugh, so there's that. Just pass out a cookie, you say? Does it have to be a specific cookie? Do I have to sign on any dotted lines? Show my face on any special threads? Where should I show this cookie? What's the LA? Do I have to write that I am or am not a member of the DA in my signature? Sorry, I have a lot of questions... Edit: And sorry for derailing the thread. Carry on

Thank ya muchly ...CRAP SPARKS THEY'RE ON TO ME Get me outta here, Khriss! They know about the metalminds! Abort! Abort! But in all seriousness, thank you. I guess you guys are just awesome for liking my stuff.

Scadrial's are the closest to ours, right? I mean, I know that, but I can't find the exact number of days for the life of me. I can change it to 17 Scadrian years, if that helps. Gotcha. I'll go with the Path. Harmony all the way. Yeah, that's fine. I don't know if hair dye exists in the Cosmere or not, but I figured it does SOMEWHERE, so why not? Keeping it dark brown is fine though. Any other issues?

Moon Rising, book six WOF isn't quite Sanderson level, but it's pretty good :-) I'LL NEVER GIVE UP *sniffles* When you see Palm Sunday on your calendar, misread it as Paalm, and get momentarily worried. When you read 'angiosperm' in your biology textbook and think it says angerspren. I was really confused as to why they were talking about angerspren rather than lifespren, and how Earth biologists knew about it at all.

So about the last one, I've been wondering...should I convert to being a member of the Dark Alley? I'm still learning what it is, but everyone is talking about Hemalurgic cookies and that sounds interesting. Any requirements for joining up?

I literally just created a thing about how all the RPs seemed intimidating, but rust it, why not? If I can't join or whatever, then that's cool too. Um, so I guess this is my request. Here's my character: Full name: Diona Rokni Investiture: Twinborn - Rioter/Bloodmaker Additional abilities: I'm good with a dagger, a passable pickpocket, surprisingly educated, and the best whistler you'll ever hear. Nationality: I look Alethi, but I'm not Height: Um. What's the average height of a thirteen-year-old? Age: Thirteen Hair color: Dark brown, but I keep it dyed light blue. Eye color: One eye is dark blue, one is light yellow Home planet: I call Scadrial's Cognitive Realm home, as that was where I grew up. Lately I've been [wherever interesting things are happening right now in the RP, I haven't read anything yet] Religion: I loosely follow the Sand and the Suns (I made this up for a different story, and am pulling it into this for no reason other than I feel like it. If I have to choose a Cosmere one, then please tell me and I can change it. If you want details, then I can also provide them.) Spouse: Uh, no. Bit young for that. Parents: Who knows? Siblings: N/A Children: See spouse History: Was raised by Jathlet Rokni, who specifically told me he was not related to me, in Scadrial's Cognitive Realm. I am Cosmere-aware, of course, and he took me to several Shardworlds. One day I woke up on Nalthis and he wasn't there. I never saw him again. I can get along well enough on my own, and I'm fairly solitary. My sense of humor can stray close to meta, and I love dogs and axehounds. I actually have a pet axehound that I named Dog just to confuse Rosharans. Currently I am [see home planet] because [I don't know yet]. Hope I can join! Edit: Moths later, I am shocked at how cringy I used to be. Edit #2: Months after that, I realized I misspelled 'months'.

The first sentence sounds like me. I can't relate to the second, but it's hilarious. :-{)

I'm new here, and all the roleplays look really intimidating. Mainly because they have a lot of pages and a lot to keep track of. So I'm starting my own. Follow all the usual rules, keep it clean, you know the drill. Anyone can join this, though no one has to. (If I do anything wrong, please tell me.) As soon as you post a character, if you are accepted, you will be added to the PM. However, to keep it interesting, characters cannot be magic. To clarify, they can have magical companions or items, but cannot use Awakening, Allomancy, AonDor, Feruchemy, Forgery, Hemalurgy, Surgebinding, Rithmatics, Smedry Talents, Oculation, Voidbinding, Epic Magic, and probably other stuff I'm forgetting. They can, however, be a Shardbearer, own an Aviar, use fabrials, use Epic-derived technology, et cetera. Be creative. This takes place in the Cosmere, but someone just found a portal...that leads into the Reckonerverse and other versions of Earth. Hilarity ensues. Everything is current except for Oathbringer - for example, the events of Words of Radiance have occurred, but nothing past that because spoilers. All other books Brandon has written are up to date. The character I will be using is from Roshar - Azir, to be specific. Her name is Mydrys, though some call her Yd (pronounced Yid). She has a Shardblade, but no Plate. Unlike most Blades, hers is the size of a normal sword. She is very good at swordsmanship. She was born in Azir, but her mother is Alethi. She has Alethi skin, brown hair, and dark blue eyes. She is fifteen in our years - not positive how that translates into Rosharan years. When a portal to Nalhalla appears in her living room, she decides to go through... RP: I never expected to find a magical portal to another world in my living room. Not that anyone really does, but thanks to my father, at least I knew places besides Roshar existed. He never told me much about his job moving goods between various Shardworlds, but I treasured every little tidbit. Peering through, I dropped the book I was holding and tried to figure out where this was. All I could see was what looked like translucent glass. THIS HAS BEEN HEAVILY REDONE.

I made some for a Creative Writing class once. Limerick - Warbreaker There once was a woman called Siri Who never quite grew weary Of following along With the god Lightsong Who thought politics were dreary Limerick - Dalinar Learns To Write A man named Dalinar Kholin Who had never been to Yolen And was called the Blackthorn In Roshar he’d been born Soon learned to use the colon

A true story that I now want to hear! When your teacher asks a question and you feel the urge to scream, "RAFO!" When you know that ONE DAY, one of the strangers you say "I am a stick" to in the hallways will say "But you could be fire" back. When your friend writes a Mistborn fanfiction, and you leave so many comments the page count doubles. Possibly more than doubles. I have a thing about editing.

I'm honored! WOR spoiler

Quick question - this upvote limit thingy, does it renew at midnight?

Thanks a ton!

Do I have to spoiler anything besides Oathbringer right now? For example, could I make memes about stuff from WOR, or BOM?

When you pick up a Sanderson book. When you convert your science teacher.

My friends when I show up: By the way, how do I make spoiler warnings?

I was just looking for a way to sound Cosmere-y, and decided being known for intelligence was good.