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Fair enough. Those characters exist for everyone.

Wyn: *picks Feather* Me: *has flashbacks to her reading WOR, specifically the part where Shallan offhandedly said they could gag Renarin* Are you suuuuuure?

This isn’t even all the mods who’ve looked at it, I just didn’t catch the others

*whispers to the colorful names that continue to sit in the recently browsing* Y’know, you don’t have to stay here to obesssively stalk it like I do. You can just follow the thread. Then again, that might change your intimidation level, and maybe some of you don’t want that...or maybe you’re following it secretly... *sows confusion, then “leaves”* *but actually, stays to obsessively stalk*

Deevy!

@I think I am here. @Lord Furret

Who’s creating?

*hides behind her massive poll* Yes.

Glad you’re enjoying it

Thanks again Here it is, everyone! Go vote! Woo!

I organized it by rank

THIS IS A JOKE. IF YOU DON’T WANT TO BE ON THE LIST, SAY SO AND I’LL TAKE YOU OFF. It’s just what it sounds like, ladies, gentlemen, and everyone else! Vote for the administrator or moderator of the 17th Shard who you think is the least intimidating one. To those in the running: feel free to try and make yourselves seem more or less intimidating through posts on here if you want (but if you’re going for more, make sure it’s clear that you’re not going to do anything bad). To those not in the running: be nice, this is all in fun. (By the way, for those with the ability - you could pin this to the forum, so people could see it easier and more people would vote. I won’t say should because I don’t want to imply this thread deserves it - it doesn’t - and because I feel like that would be rude. But it’s an option you have. ) Edit: Mods, you’re all allowed to vote too.

You, me, Rebecca. @xinoehp512 you want in?

(Why is that gah ) Should we make a PM with anyone interested?

Heheheheheh (I asked Grace expect to see the topic up soon, I’ve written the OP and am now putting in names for the poll) Are we serious about the thank you party? Cause I’m serious.

It was on this thread, right, I think?

WHY ISN’T THIS THREAD THE MOST ACTIVE THREAD EVER. I don’t have any inspirational ones on hand, but I might be able to find some. In the meantime, have about half of my stash of funny Sharder quotes. "Wow, Ene is like the Hoarder of Secrets." - Ashspren "I don't have any secrets. I'll go make some right now so I can keep them from Ene." - Kidpen "Is everyone talking with Ene? She knows everything then. Why’d we let her grow so powerful?!" - Apollyon "The Voidspammer sneered at me. "Do you actually think you can beat the mighty ToysRUs, human?"" - Me "I think I've figured out that I get extra unread PMs when Ene shows up." - Kidpen "Opal hung out." - Kidpen "Precisely the sort of sinister behavior I'd expect from a White Fang operative!" - Zath "GAH! You're having an emotion! Stay back! Back, I say!" - Zath "Well, this got real weird real quick." - Me "This is the Shard, did you really expect it not to?" - TFA "Whatever, at least my hole also has Wayne, Marasi, and a bomb flying at it. Best hole." - Me "Yes, Very Deerk." - Archer "Which one was licking your foot?" - Silva "Help, I’ve fangirled and I can’t get up!" - Ash "Ene’s probably really happy she converted you. It seems to be one of her goals in life." - Ink "RWBY is the gateway drug she uses to get people into RPs. You've been warned..." - Archer "Ah, the good old days. When...what exactly happened during the good old days?" - Vargo Seldon "Basically this." - Ink "I ship one of my friends with this random collection of human souls he has sitting in his basement." - Ash "Voidus is not my mother. Even he would cower against her awesome prowess." - Mac "Dogs birthing dogs makes sense. Unicorns pooping melting pandas makes less sense." - Zinc "For some reason I always assumed Voidus looked like Wilson from Home Improvement." - Kar "Can you guys get me a life?" - Bringer of Shadows "Here! I did not steal this from anyone." - Bean "Bean, where did you put my life this time?" - Sunbringer "Over on that mountain. I gave her Jay’s life." - Bean "That explains so much! Did you at least keep it on ice?" - Jaywalk "Uh..." - Bean "Dang it, Bean!" - Jay "You don't want it back, now." - ZincAboutIt "Why can't my ancestor's name be Ferrilus Wombert?" - Olivaughn "So what does TUBA actually do?" - Xino "That's a question I ask myself every day..." - Potency "You mean besides go on random tangents and talk about the randomest things?" - Silva "We [redacted]!" - Archer "*In reference to previous posts* That is what we do." - Rebecca "In other words, even we don't know." - Potency "Y'all're psychos." - Brightness Warrior "Not new information." - Ark "It feels like there are three different conversations and a shouting match all going on at the same time..." - Potency "AND I AM WINNING THE SHOUTING MATCH!" - Luna "Ark, I'm pretty sure I killed you before the end of the world happened." - Star "The frick works in mysterious ways." - Zinc "NO GOVERNMENT SPY COULD BE THAT ADORABLE." - Lunamor "I think I'm a Lightweaver, so I need to learn how to turn socks into pudding." - Lith “I can turn socks into liquid socks, but I think that’s a different Surge.” - Itiah “I can make your socks look like pudding.” - Luna "If you're fragile enough that a nigh-unstoppable instrument of death that obliterates the very soul of anything it touches can kill you, you shouldn't be creating monsters." - Voidus “I may have accidentally summoned you, just, try not to blow up the sun.” ”One time! I blow up a star one time and everyone just has to bring it up!” - Po *...ribbits* - Clyde Froggins *shoots the frogs* - Emperor Stick "Who ever said it was frogs?" - Clyde *shoots whatever made the noise* - Per "Who said it could be shot?" - Clyde *makes it not exist* - Per "Who said it ever existed?" - Clyde "You did." - Per "No, I said there were ribbits." - Clyde "I was not expecting my status update to devolve to cremposting. That's what Ene's are for." - Fire "Can we talk about how he said 'Holy Pringles'?" - Potency "I’m not sure if a giant wall of cake would stop a van." - BookishOcelot "I think you just accidentally summon the weird and profit from it." - Lith For more hilarious quotes, check out my About Me page. This is totally not a prerecorded advertisement.

Yeah, but ‘agnostic’ feels like a really weird word to say in that circumstance. I don’t think Brandon would’ve said it. WoS.

I know it won’t get the minimods, I’m fine with that. Wow, okay, I wasn’t planning a giant thank-you surprise party, but now that you say it... well if you wanted to plan one, I’m down to help...

If you can guess it, I’ll tell you. Hint: it has to do with all the mods.

Thanks! You’ll see soon

That’s a feature? I wondered, but I hadn’t heard - how does it work? OR WILL YOU? You cannot beat our persistence!

Thank you. Okay, now a general question to everyone, who are all the mods and admins you know? Don’t @ them, just list them. I need names.

Is there a mod PM, and who’s in it? I have legitimate reasons for asking, I promise.