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So he bucked her off of him.

Then he turned into a horse.

This is the Brandon Sanderson fan site. I think most people here are Stormlight fans...

But Butt didn't know much math, so he pulled out a sword instead. Math Molly was upset by this.

I've convinced people to give me their Breath before in real life-except that they weren't doing it with intent, so it probably didn't work.

Yaaasssss.

@Stormblessed Dolphin I'm posting that on The Hall of the Surges right now, actually! I'll be joining the Void, though.

@Archer Thanks!

I'd like to join the Alleyverse more fully. I;m not currently a full member of any of the guilds, but I'm in the process of joining The Hall of the Surges. Here is my character profile: Name: Original name unknown to all but him. He goes by Rahul, however. Age: Appears to be around twenty, and has for about twenty years. His true age is unknown. Planet: Origin planet unknown. Many know (or know of) him, none know where he's from. He is currently residing on Roshar, however. Appearance: 5'10" or 5'11" with decently broad shoulders and a somewhat skinny waist. Muscles are well defined and large, but not overly so. Has well tanned, kind of olive skin (still caucasian by a good margin, however.) Eyes are generally hazel (it's hard to tell if he's a lighteyes or a darkeyes), but shift to green/blue/yellow or a mixture of said colors on occasion (when not holding a shardblade). His hair is a little over a foot long, just barely long enough for a ponytail (which he usually wears tied back with a leather strap). It is a rich brown, wavy/curly, and rather thick, with thick (but not overly coarse) shafts. He keeps his beard neat and under an inch long. Broad jawed with a sharp chin and rather angled eyebrows, the right stuck very slightly higher than the left. Tools/Weapons: As a Radiant, he carries a shardblade. he also carries an assortment of well sharpened knives and a short sword in case he needs to dual wield or use his spren as a shield. Physical Capacity: He has above average strength, with a bench of around 350 lbs (about twice his body weight) and proportional weight throughout the rest of his body. Not unheard of, but impressive nonetheless. He can run a 5 minute mile, has a 3.5' vertical jump, and has remarkable stamina-enough that a marathon isn't all that difficult for him. (All of these are non-investiture enhanced). Abilities: Truthwatcher of the third ideal (unless he's hiding something). Accompanied by an Aviar colored deep purple and dark red from an unknown planet (take that how you want to). The Aviar has abilities, but they are unknown. Weaknesses: Is prone to caring and/or giving (not that this is an inherent weakness, but it can be used to manipulate him). He also tends to be overly reliant on himself, preferring to fight with normal weapons rather than a shardblade as much as possible-sometimes in situations where it is unwise to do so, which leads to some near misses. Finally, he is prone to hoping that those trailing in a competition (of almost any sort) take the lead/advantage, which usually isn't an issue: when his side is in the lead however, his loyalty can be slightly shaky (it used to be far worse. The problem is now minimal.). Backstory: Mostly unknown, save that he used to jump around a lot and has had tragedy in his past. His main goal is to avoid future tragedy, though his perspective is slightly skewed, so he sometimes tries to do this in--questionable ways.

Thank you both! I have now built a character profile (in my signature). Here: 1st Ideal: Life before death, strength before weakness, journey before destination. 2nd Ideal: I will seek for further truth to the best of my ability. 3rd Ideal: I will do all I can to bring truth, knowledge and equality to others. I don't know beyond that, but those are the ones my character has sworn. Anyway, my character would like to join the Vault of the Void, as they are trailing in members by far, and he therefore he sees them as losing, and he seeks to bring that truth (or what he perceives as truth) to others, and bring equality to this world dominated humans and Honor-loyal Radiants.. Also, he believes that Odium in truly Passion, and seeks to bring that truth (or what he perceives as truth) to others.

I'd like to join. So...do I just post an Order and which Ideal I'd like to start at?

He realized that his interest in the word irrelevant was irrelevant, but he figured that that was irrelevant to how much he liked irrelevant, and whether he kept researching irrelevant and irrelevance. (Hands on research, too!)

And that this made his realization that the correct word was irrelevant hillarious, along with the fact that the correct word was not only irrelevant, but irrelevant, but that realization was irrelevant as well, which made his irrelevant life even more irrelevant (and hillarious---but that is also irrelevant).

Or interludes...

Then Butt got arrested for plagiarism and for completely ruining the plagiarized work.

Corrupted? How could you say that? You were purified!

It was as bad as Sanderson books are good, if that's possible.

When you think you see the word "stormlight" in a non-Sanderson book and just roll with it for a second before realizing you made a mistake.

And Elend didn't like them anymore because they were evil and wrote bad romance novels. Also, he didn't know they had been reincarnated.

Welcome! Have an upvote. Not sure. They seem to almost be a status symbol, though. Here's this excerpt from the Coppermind (spoilers for The Well of Ascension): Based on this, I'd hazard a guess at 15-20 feet.

But he was dying, as the pineapple had become a vital part of him, only for him to eat it.

But he couldn't: he had accidentally hugged the pineapple so hard that it had F fused with him.

And then he realized that Bob was Pushing on his emotions.

I'd give an upvote, but I'm out... Done.

I am so glad I found this thread. I play violin and I sing. Anyway: Some people say musicals are stupid, because people don't spontaneously burst in to song in real life. Obviously they've never met me.