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  1. Nerd3.14159265358979
    For real though! *Kaladin starts being a jerk like he does* Jim: "Be careful! He might be a changeling! It's okay, though, I think I have a Gaggle-Tack." *Pulls out horseshoe and starts touching Kaladin's face with it* Also, Angor Rot and Szeth have very similar story arcs, so that could be hillarious.
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    He stumbled about in confusion, wondering what was up with Uncle Brandy. When he finally realized his mistake, he was falling off a cliff, and realized that his noodle shop provided all the money he needed for his FartCloak.
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    I'm going to continue the story, if that's alright. After stealing all of the vials, Butt realized that he didn't need them, as he was already the Shard of farts, and therefore had access to all of the Fartvestiture.
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    I loved the ending! What did you think of it? Also, there are three or four swords that coalesce out of mist and are summoned at will like shardblades, and Jim's armour does the same, like I suspect shardplate does for a full Radiant.
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    When you watch Trollhunters and keep thinking about all the shardblades and how Angor Rot is basically Szeth.
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    The whole show I was thinking "This is basically The Stormlight Archive mixed with Avatar:The Last Airbender."
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    Hi all! I'm not going to be on the Shard for the next week of so, and after that I might not be as active as I have been. See you in a week!

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      Nerd3.14159265358979

      Im ack o, ad I was successful! Tere was oe time tat I caed te email notification settis because te emails were etti aoyi, ut I didt do ayti eyo tat. Also, my keyboard is ow roke, ad ters only so muc spell check ca do...Sorry!

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    It also hurt Rock's mind in every tense. But that was Ham's secret challenge: Make Rock and Odium think through all of the tenses, and then measure how successful they were, how fast they were, and how much their brains hurt at the end. (And in which tenses.) They were almost tied, but Odium, being a Shard and having much more mental capacity than Rock, didn't have a headache, so he won.
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    No! The horror! Hemalurgy may not be used on books!
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    Odium said it was a world where what he said went, and Rock said that it was a world where everyone like soup, and since neither of those made sense, he almost said that they both lost: therefore they both won, creating a paradox which they had to solve for the point. Then he decided otherwise (he now had no faith in their intellectual capacity to even begin exploring a paradox) and chose Rock, since he liked soup.
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    Rock called Odium an airsick lowlander, and Odium ran off, passionately crying.
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    He counter-sued for copyright infringement.
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    When you get on the Shard before putting in your contacts in the morning.
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    Once he got the noodles back he took control of the company for himself. Lift was even better friends with him after that.
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    Ha! That's hillarious!
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    What was said difficult answer?
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    I think there's a little more on it too, but we'd have to comb through the entire thread...also, part of the fun of ghanderflaffles is not knowing what they look like, so people can imagine what they want to and so it can continue to be added to as the story goes on. I doubt the drawing would stay accurate for very long, either. Anyway: The ghanderflaffle contorted itself into a doughnut shape and started rolling through a nearby town trying to make people scream like it thought it's master wanted. Also, the ghanderflaffle had a name.
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    That does suck. My plan with my friends involves quite a few people, so we'll probably be dragging a few non-Sanderfans along with us for our large Sanderson-themed cosplay.
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    The ghanderflaffle took this as an order and set out to make everyone it could scream.
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    Then Enzo died again, and Butt forgot how to bring people back to life.
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    S-he started, but sneezed before he could finish. And from that point on, Butt's middle name was Sneeze.
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    When the Shard won't let you give upvotes and you're really annoyed because you've only used one today and you just used it and want to use more.
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    "HA!!!!! You actually believed me!" Enzo cried in victory.
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    Awesome! I'm hoping to meet people at the Salt Lake Comic Con. Me and a group of friends (and my sister, who is the only one who has an account last time I knew) are planning on going down together.
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    When you fantasize about how cool it would be to meet other Sharders at a signing or Comic Con or something to that effect.
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