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Granted. They both become the same person. By which of course, I mean they combine to become the super powerful Super Bat! This Super Bat unfortunately likes dark places, and destroys the sun in an attempt to get what it wants. This kills everything, including the Super Bat. I wish for a hemalurgic beaver.

Granted, but it is on the wrong side of your head. I wish to have a pet mistwraith.

Granted, but you can’t figure out how to power it. I wish my pet moose to be alive again.

The theory is that it doesn't have a cognitive realm manifestation. Currently there is no evidence of that. I am not 100% sure where it mentions that shardblades cant cut aluminum, I think there was a WoB somewhere about that, but they can't because they cut using investiture, which means they can't cut aluminum any better than a normal sword can. Of course, living shards can change shape, so in theory, with a living shard you could just make it much sharper so it could cut aluminum. The point is though that shardblades can't cut it using magic like everything else.

I feel like Jasnah is going to end up with a minor character who is going to become more important in the future books. That or Jasnah dies before she gets the chance to fall in love. It would be nice if this could get OB spoiler tags or moved to the spoiler board though.

1. A - Maybe I will see the Stormfather! 2. A - Honestly, plate is much more powerful. In a fight between a shard bearer with plate and one with blade the one with plate should win if they are equally skilled. 3. A - $$$ 4. A - THE LOPEN! Need I say more? 5. B - This way I can ask him about all the secrets of the cosmere. I hope nobody minds me asking some of my own questions: 1. Would you rather: A. be a radiant who never swears the second ideal or B. Be a full shardbearer 2. Would you rather be A. a Herald or B. a Bondsmith 3. Would you rather have A. Theylen length eyebrows or B. Shin sized eyes 4. Would you rather be A. A soldier in Shinover or B. A parshman 5. Would you rather A. Bond a cryptic or B. Bond an honorspren Note: it might be helpful to give this an OB spoiler tag in case that comes up.

I think the best way to find this would be to look at names. These are probably the closest thing to actual words in Alethi you will find. Especially because of how they pick names.

Granted, you know they are different, but now you don’t know what either of them are. I wish for a pet moose that does whatever I say. Edit: should have wished I could delete the post above. Oh well. If anyone knows how please let me know

Not really sure what you mean by algorithm there... um... Granted. Now 2+2=5. You failed math class though. I wish I could fly.

Granted, but you get an actual Voidbringer, and it tries to kill you. I wish to become a Bondsmith.

Granted, but you forget what you named it. I wish Brandon Sanderson would write a short story about a sword like Nightblood that was ordered to bake cupcakes and would allow me to read a copy.

Granted, but it is empty. I wish for a sword like Nightblood except ordered to bake cupcakes instead of destroy evil. Edit: Actually though, imagine that "Bake cupcakes! Do you want to bake some cupcakes today? You should draw me so we can bake cupcakes." Edit 2: I wonder if that still would consume investiture like Nightblood... I kinda doubt it.

Granted, but because you got fired. I wish for one question to ask Brandon Sanderson that he cannot RAFO.

Granted, but you can’t find any steel. I wish I could shape shift.

Granted, but you don’t have any of the necessary magical currency to pay for a ride. I wish I had all of Hoid’s knowledge.

Granted, but you can’t find anything to power it. since I am dead I don’t need to make wishes

Granted, but you can’t find any metals. I wish that I would no longer need to make any wishes

Did you just refuse to grant my wish? I wish that @Kidpen will grant my previous wish.

Granted, but it is the only hair on your body. I wish that I don't have to make a wish.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ You know your a Sanderfan when this happens

The unicorns were extremely bad and you agree. Case closed

For the record though, it was never a masterpiece.

Yep

What about a frontispiece?

Agreed. Now back to the argument. I don’t need to convince the unicorn anything. It isn’t a masterpiece.