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xinoehp512 replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
There was a statue with its hand wrapped around the dagger. Through the loudspeaker came the recorded voice of the inspector. "Patients should be advised that physical violence of any type is strictly prohibited within the confines of the Observatory and useless in unreal space regardless."- 111830 replies
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xinoehp512 replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
On the other side of the room, someone sprung to their feet. "You!" hissed the void-eyed man. "So you figured it out."- 111830 replies
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xinoehp512 replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Suddenly, he was in what looked suspiciously like a doctor's waiting room.- 111830 replies
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xinoehp512 replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
A sudden feeling of drowsiness overtook him.- 111830 replies
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xinoehp512 replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
"Not here, no."- 111830 replies
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xinoehp512 replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
"I- look, it's not that hard! Just fall asleep. Your physical body will remain behind, and your mind will be projected into unreal space."- 111830 replies
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xinoehp512 replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
"No- Oh, for goodness sakes." muttered the inspector, reaching down and pulling the brave adventurer out of the quicksand. "Careful! You're not going to get anywhere just by walking, you know. It's called unreal space for a reason."- 111830 replies
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xinoehp512 replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
"Yes, of course. I live in unreal space most of the time, after all. And service the castle on a regular basis. It makes no sense for me to know how to enter such." The inspector handed Tocf the sheet. "But by all means, go ahead. I'd love to see you enter unreal space this way."- 111830 replies
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xinoehp512 replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
"How could you possibly have started your quest without knowing how to enter unreal space?" The inspector shakes his head, as if such a skill should be common knowledge among everyone. "How did you plan to get into the castle?"- 111830 replies
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xinoehp512 replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
"Somehow I doubt these will work," the inspector remarks. "They are, ah... interesting." The inspector cleared his throat and read from the sheet. "Spin around ten times with your eyes closed chanting 'Owa Tagu Siam'."- 111830 replies
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xinoehp512 replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
"I have excellent eyesight," remarked the inspector, tapping the glasses fused into his face.- 111830 replies
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xinoehp512 replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
"You made this up, didn't you," remarked the inspector drily.- 111830 replies
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xinoehp512 replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
The inspector took a look over the papers and raised an eyebrow.- 111830 replies
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xinoehp512 replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
The inspector paused. "You mean, you don't know?"- 111830 replies
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xinoehp512 replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
"You are all aware of how to enter unreal space, I assume?"- 111830 replies
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xinoehp512 replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
"Anyways. Here we are." The inspector stopped in front of a spot of ground that looked like every other spot of ground in the area.- 111830 replies
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xinoehp512 replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
"Not possible, I'm afraid. Well, unless you count that one way. But that doesn't count."- 111830 replies
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xinoehp512 replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
"An author, hm?" The inspector scribbled furiously. "Is he also looking for involvement in 'the plot'?"- 111830 replies
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xinoehp512 replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
"And who is your backer?" asks the inspector, setting off through the dead brush.- 111830 replies
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xinoehp512 replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
"And what are those limits?" the inspector asked. "While you're answering that, everyone follow me."- 111830 replies
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xinoehp512 replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
"Hm," pondered the inspector. "They have good taste."- 111830 replies
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xinoehp512 replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
"Finally. Someone with a name." The inspector wrote down the name on his clipboard. "And which Narrator sent you here?"- 111830 replies
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xinoehp512 replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
"Don't you wander off," the inspector shot at the adventurer, noticing his restlessness. "I'm not done with you yet. This work is very important, you know!"- 111830 replies
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xinoehp512 replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
"Cease your interference!" snapped the inspector towards the disembodied voice. "Unless you wish me to report you all to Onyx."- 111830 replies
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xinoehp512 replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
"Name, please?" insisted the inspector.- 111830 replies
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