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  1. Newest Parody:

    WARNING: Oathbringer Spoilers

    "Bye, Bye, Tanavast What a Guy" (or "The Day That Honor Died") to the tune of "Bye, Bye, Miss American Pie" by Don Mclean

    Spoiler

    A long long time ago

    I can still remember how

    My honor used to make me smile

    And I knew if I had my chance

    That I could fight Herdazians

    And maybe win some glory for a while

     

    But Tien’s death it made me shiver

    To my parents I could not deliver

    The news that I’d witnessed it

    So instead I reenlisted

     

    I can't remember if I cried

    When I learned Amaram had lied

    But something touched me deep inside

    The day that Honor died

    So

     

    Bye, bye Tanavast, what a guy

    Driven crazy by Raise maybe, but till then he was fine,

    And Radiants were drinking violet and white

    Singin' this'll be the day that I die

    This'll be the day that I die

     

    Did you write a dying note

    And why was it a random quote,

    Gavilar why did you go?

    Was desolation your true goal?

    Can Honor save my mortal soul?

    And can you teach me how to act noble?

     

    Well, my sanity’s been set adrift

    'Cause I saw her burnin' at the rift

    I’ve got nothing left to lose

    Please, Nightwatcher cure my blues

     

    I was a lonely warlord born with skill

    With some new shardplate and a drive to kill

    But then I learned to hate the Thrill

    The day that Honor died

    I started drinkin'

     

    Bye, bye Tanavast, what a guy

    Driven crazy by Raise maybe, but till then he was fine,

    And Radiants were drinking violet and white

    Singin' this'll be the day that I die

    This'll be the day that I die

     

    Now, four eons we've been on our own

    And crem grows fat on a rolling stone

    But, that's not how it used to be

     

    When the ardents ruled for the king and queen

    And claimed the future could be seen

    In a time known later as “Heirocracy”

     

    Oh and then one king put his foot down

    The Sunmaker put on his crown

    Old knowledge was unlearned

    All prophecy deterred

     

    And while Shallan read a book on art

    Eshonai made maps in the park

    And the king’s newfound orb glowed dark

    The day that Honor died

    We were singin'

     

    Bye, bye Tanavast, what a guy

    Driven crazy by Raise maybe, but till then he was fine,

    And Radiants were drinking violet and white

    Singin' this'll be the day that I die

    This'll be the day that I die

     

    Helter skelter in a summer swelter

    The bridgeman strung up with no shelter

    There was a Highstorm coming fast

     

    Suspended in a bead of glass

    The gem glowed at the stormwall’s pass

    On the roof of barracks that had been soulcast

     

    Now the humid air was sweet perfume

    While bridgemen sang a happy tune

    But something wasn’t right

    Oh, the gem held no Stormlight

     

    Incredibly the bridgeman healed

    His wounds were all so quickly sealeld

    Do you recall what was revealed

    The day that Honor died?

    We started singin'

     

    Bye, bye Tanavast, what a guy

    Driven crazy by Raise maybe, but till then he was fine,

    And Radiants were drinking violet and white

    Singin' this'll be the day that I die

    This'll be the day that I die

     

    Oh, and there we were all in one place

    A generation lost in space

    With no time left to start again

     

    So come on Fleet be nimble, Fleet be quick

    Fleet ran over the shin mountains

    But, the storm still caught him in the end

     

    Oh and as I watched him through the cage

    My hands were clenched in fists of rage

    No Herald born on Braize

    Could beat Wit’s turns of phrase

     

    And as the flames climbed high into the night

    To light the sacrificial rite

    I saw Raise laughing with delight

    The day that Honor died

    He was singin'

     

    Bye, bye Tanavast, what a guy

    Driven crazy by Raise maybe, but till then he was fine,

    And Radiants were drinking violet and white

    Singin' this'll be the day that I die

    This'll be the day that I die

     

    If we went back I knew we’d lose

    So I asked Jezrien what to choose

    But he just smiled and turned away

     

    I went there after every war

    Where I'd sworn to Honor years before

    But the man there said our honor ends today

     

    And in the streets the children screamed

    The lovers cried, and the poets dreamed

    But not a word was spoken

    The Heralds all were broken

     

    And the three wisest men by far,

    Jezrien, Nin, and Ishar

    They left Taln to be torn apart

    The day that Honor died

    And they were singing

     

    Bye, bye Tanavast, what a guy

    Driven crazy by Raise maybe, but till then he was fine,

    And Radiants were drinking violet and white

    Singin' this'll be the day that I die

    This'll be the day that I die

     

    Bye, bye Tanavast, what a guy

    Driven crazy by Raise maybe, but till then he was fine,

    And Radiants were drinking violet and white

    Singin' this'll be the day that I die

    This'll be the day that I die

     

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