Voidus

Safe? Are you kidding? That's obviously been spiked, you can still see the hole from it.

I knew there was some quote tucked away somewhere on this, thanks Kurk.

I've been putting spikes in newcomer cookies since before these clans started! Er.. I mean. Dark Alley cookies definitely don't support the use of spikes.

Given how Megan was only able to break his precog abilities once I doubt Funtimes would have managed more but I could be mistaken. I figured people can fill out their characters' stories a bit more if they wanted to, I noticed I tended to do more detail in the P's sections, just creators pride I guess

That is what I was trying to say, thanks. But I do think it's possible that the 'flaring to life' statement was merely a regular burn, although I do think it would be possible to flare Atium I don't think most people would have bothered.

Finally finished a brief summary of all the events, minus Mat's explosion thing at the hunting store because I have no idea what's going on, I think I got less and less detailed as it went on so if I skipped anything important feel free to change it. Summaryhttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1j4OmGXQTD0Q9uD1ZmSjE5tZIrJSMWQsoZiRHEpWpY_k/edit

*Sneaks up behind and spikes navybrandt* Ruin-controlled navybrandt: Oh I'm sorry I don't know what I was saying, Dark Alley produced baked goods are simply the best there are!

I do find it unlikely that they'd be able to use thermite either, which to my knowledge requires Aluminium or Aluminium oxides to create, and it's still sufficiently rare in AoL that I doubt they'd be playing around with it that freely.

I don't believe that it does exist in either AoL or the original trilogy, the only allomancer we know who uses either is a Nicrosil misting in the 2nd trilogy.

It matters to Sharders

Not as far as I know, although it might be an interview that hasn't been entered into theoryland yet.

But then everything changed when the fire nation attacked.

And Refill provided maple syrup and OJ for all!

If anyone offers you a doughnut just say no. Welcome to the most awesome group of people ever.

Oh you don't want LeftVash's baked goods or protective gear, he wouldn't know how to protect against spikes, he got his meme spiked by er... someone. Come to the Dark Alley, we have much better doughnuts and cookies.

Oh, I'm sorry Edgedancer, we've run out of time for questions. Now it's time for our next segment 'Fun times with Funtimes!'

It's Doctor Funtimes' message hour! This is the part of the show where you can write in and the Doctor will reply to your letter! (Or possibly turn it into pancakes)

Sure can, come join us in the Dark Alley, we have baked goods galore.

I just figured whenever she next makes herself most noticeable to the general public. It's addressed to 'Funtimes and Traveler' and the messengers have instructions to deliver to either of them, although the letter was intended mainly for Funtimes.

Protector is rather terrified of Funtimes, he's thought about some of her insane feats of engineering and concluded that she's either a genius or else she can wantonly ignore physics. Although the reality is a bit of both I suppose So yes he's kept things friendly, 'Here we are, sorry I didn't tell you, I don't want to kill the innocents, please help' in essence.

Both of them of course, Funtimes sees them arguing and decides to make them get along by turning their clothes into fantastic hats and cake so they can have a party

Hello fellow Sharder! Would you like a cookie? I would pick Ruin, for er... definitely not Hemalurgic reasons. Good reasons. Like donuts. I'd make lots of donuts.

Penumbra stared at the remaining Epic intently. "So, space altering abilities is it? Show me what you can do." He said, placing his glass in front of Zip. The Epic froze terrified for a moment, but then looked at the glass and concentrated, and it suddenly shrunk to a tenth it's former size. Penumbra picked it up and upended it, as soon as the water left the boundaries of the glass it expanded back to regular size. "Interesting. So you compress the amount of space it takes up, but the object itself retains it's volume. This could be very interesting. For now, I want you to compress this house so no one can find it." As Zip closed his eyes in concentration again Penumbra closed his own. Protector? You retain the old memories don't you? I need someone with more scientific knowledge than what's leaked through. And why would you think I'd help? You can protect yourself just fine, it's only Phoenix that I care about. The Protector replied. Because if you don't I'll destroy Phoenix's mind utterly. Penumbra mentally hissed. Give me the body then, and I'll help you. With a great mental sigh Penumbra switched, he was the strongest of the three now and could always take control again. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Protector opened his eyes, what a mess they'd gotten themselves into, how was he going to get them out of this one? Even the pleasant Funtimes was unlikely to forgive him for this. Struck with a sudden idea he decided to see if he could control the Epic powers that they'd gained with Penumbras appearance. He concentrated and the shadows nearby stirred, but as they did so did Penumbra's presence, minor control at best it seemed. Now what to do? Well, best start with opening communications again. He penned a letter to Funtimes, she seemed the best of the group to start contacting, he already had leverage over her and Traveller. He gave her the address that Penumbra had based himself at and explained what had happened as best he could, he just had to hope that would be enough until he managed to wrest the control back to either him or Phoenix. He found a nearby inhabited house, scared the residents with some minor shadow manipulation and made them promise to find Funtimes and deliver the letter. That done he needed to speak to Phoenix. Phoenix? He mentally called. What's happening, I can't see or hear, and that thing, Penumbra he's me but he's an Epic, but so am I, and how is this happening?! Confused ramblings were all that Protector received no matter how much he tried to calm Purple Phoenix. Perhaps he could still communicate while Penumbra was in control? Well no way to tell, returning to the house he discovered that Zip had successfully hidden it, when he saw that 'Penumbra' was back he expanded it long enough for him to enter. "I'm sorry about how this all happened" Protector said to the terrified Epic. "I'm sorry to tell you that the Epic you now serve is a little, unstable. I'll try to prevent anything horrible happening." he promised. With that, he went upstairs and found a bed. He could only hope that somehow tomorrow would improve their situation.

So I've done a fair bit of work on the summary it's not quite up to date but it's getting there.