Nathrangking

*Draws a card.*

*places blue 5.* I'll consider this thing.

*Places red 2.* Must I do so in this way?

*Skips turn.* No.

Draw four.

*Therefore wins.*

Victory lap.

Win.

Yay wins!!!!!

*Wins with a platter of double chocolate chip cookies.*

*WINS by baking apple turnover.*

*Wins by baking candy apples.*

*Wins by making fudge brownies.*

*Wins by summoning lava cakes.*

357. When offered an object of power always refuse as there is always a price/ catch.

*Wins by losing.*

*Except I do.*

*Summons an Ice cream Scepter and rains down Neapolitan.*

*Wins by virtue of Ice cream.*

Welcome to the Shard or as I call it the Perpendicularity of Brandon! As a fellow (or at least aspiring) artist I can say that this community has much to offer especially in the creative realm! Once again welcome. I think I can speak for the Shard when I say that we look forward to seeing all that you bring to the table!

*Snaps fingers and @Mushroom Catalog's words come to pass.* *Waves hand and makes Ice cream appear in @The Awakened Salad's Hand.*

How the ten orders tell ghost stories: Windrunners- Gauges his audience and presents only those stories that would not hurt them. Skybreaker- Tells stories about law breakers. Dustbringer- Acts out the story and sets things on fire. Edgedancer- Tells forgotten tales. Lightweaver- Turns storytime into movie time. Elsecaller- Starts lecturing about the history of ghost stories. Willshaper- Starts telling the story, but then gets distracted and wonders off. Truthwatcher- Knows all stories and starts telling a random one. Bondsmith- Has everyone join in making up a story. Stoneward- Repeats stories that everyone has heard many times before.

What flavor is your pleasure?

I am the Ice cream man bow before my awesomeness.

But you could be fire.