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Hello. Would you like a slightly metallic hemalurgic Cookie? If you want a nonmetallic cookie i can get you one. But they tend to be cancerous. We dont use legal *traditional ingrediants

Hello helpless victim to my evil plots *friendly newcomer. Would you like a tasty metallic cookie?

Welcome Victim *Friend, Would you like a cookie? Its extra sparkly. I could also give you a non metallic cookie. But those tend to be bland and cancerous. Especially cancerous. Its basically just a cookies made with powdered cancer tumors instead of flour.

Yes, i agree. There are Dangerous ways (My favorite), Safe ways, and "Safe" ways. But if you dont mind giving me your breath...

So? They are fantastic. We also have non metallic cookies. But those tend to be cancerous.

Hello, Would you like a welcome cookie? Its nice and sparkly.

Yes, they are hemalurgic. And DELICIOUS! You can enjoy a nice hemalurgic cookie, gain magic powers, and then if you like it we can shove spikes through the hearts of people directly into your body.

Nah, you're gonna want a cookie. Its got a nice hemalurgic taste to it. Believe me its fantastic.

Nah, that doesnt make me an inquisitor. All that makes me is a fellow with four metal spikes in me body. I'm not a member of the canton of inquisition. I also dont have the 11 spikes neccesary to be an inquisitor. Also if you need help with spelling and grammar we can give you a copper spike from a college english teacher. I've got a couple of those lying around somewhere.

Sazed is Bae. Take a Hemalurgic cookie and join the Scientific empire that is: the Dark Alley. The only downside is that you give Sazed access to your head. A hemalurgic spike is an asset. I, myself have 4. 1 Steel, 1 Pewter, and 1 Copper and one Linchpin. Pewter in my heart, 1 in each shoulder Steel in my right and copper in my left, and the Linchpin between my shoulderblades. Join us. Come to the Dark Side, we actually have cookies.

Hello Vaatuu! Would you like a cookie? It's Extra Sparkly.

Ignore StormGate, he's just jealous he doesn't get any cookies. Accept all cookie offers. They give you magic powers. And on that note: Would you like a cookie? Its extra Sparkly. This one will make you physically stronger, faster, and more enduring. And since *deleted for spoilers* was defeated, you even get to keep your soul.

Quote: "I am indeed. Been playing drums for about 25 years and Bass for about 6. I've been singing since I was born. :P" So you came out of the womb singing the song from the Lion King? AAAHHHH ZABENYAAA!!!

Come to the Dark Alley. We have cookies.

I don't know whats weirder: That i accept that as just part of the DA, or that if the opportunity arose i would probably take it.

I haven't read it yet. I still need to read Elantris, steelheart, shadows of self, alloy of law and finish warbreaker.

Hello Everyone, I shall be joining your magnificent guild. I shall enjoy using cookies to pursue my goal of creating mindless servents by harnessing the changing power of hemalurgy.

Well, if i'm supposed to say an interesting idea about hemalurgy, here is something i've been thinking about. Hemalurgy can change a human into a Koloss, can change a human into an inquisitor, and can change a Mistwraith into a Kandra. Hemalurgy is the science of change. Hemalurgical spikes change a body by giving them new powers. Hemalurgy thus has more possibility then is shown. Could the power of change be harnessed to take something away? Could we create mindless servants by taking away free will?

So do i officially join? Or do i just say hey i'm in the dark alley now?

How do we make a sale of Cookies?

I do enjoy science. Especially unsavory.

If i were to join. What would my reponsibilities/expectations be? A list of rules/Requirements/What i must do would be helpfull.

I'm doing this based on appearance that is shown in the books. iriali are described as pale skin, blue eyes, and blonde hair. I dont mean to be racist. But i was a little confused when i started this thread.

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Sounds interesting. Any negative repercussions?