ChickenPlague

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Lawful good is Vin?

Wasn't she a thief and killer breaking multiple laws? Upvote anyways.

I just realized that garages are guns if you look at it correctly. So are house doors.

That's why you stab metal detectors to gain their powers. Then the others will fear you and won't screech at you.

Old DA trick.

I just stab planes and fly alone.

Is that a pit, or a pyramid?

Chasm. I would have thought you knew, being it's fiend and all.

Do you deliver? If not, at least share the recipe xD

1.Take meat.

2.Take bun.

3.-5. Mash, mash, mash.

6.Trade for silver.

Prof or Obliteration.

Obliteration isn't afraid of Steelheart probably so SH is dead.

And then it's a long battle.

I don't have a problem with GMing. However I've never done it before and am in a timezone with a depressingly low sharder population. (+2:00)

Can I be the Meatbun Master?

I once stapled my finger. On accident, I'll have you know. Do you think it grants social anxiety?

Hemalurgy requires intent you know. Although it could have been Harmony or Ruin giving the intent. So it's probably a spike? We can't be sure.

I have... 32various spikes I put in myself. Also, where is the Dark Alley thread?

( http://www.17thshard.com/forum/topic/14879-people-you-wouldnt-want-to-meet-in-a-dark-alley/page-47#entry408957)Are those spikes by any chance allowing you to compound all metals? 

I like it. Got one lying around?

We're the Dark Alley! I just have to stab some weird shellfish or sponge and we got it! I've sent it to you with the Highstorm mail.

I don't have a spike, but I'm in the market for one. Any suggestions?

Maybe Koloss feruchemy? Allows you to store those 0.6% of Koloss heritage.

does throwing it at trees count? the tree was thoroughly dead by the time I was done with it.

Don't think that counts. Hemalurgy is a precise art.

I once impaled my foot with a throwing knife, does that count as a spike?

Did you use it for cutting meat beforehand? Or vegetables really. They probably have some powers.

P.S Cutting people works too.

This is a thread for those who have been spiked by the dark alley.

You have a bit of metal in you. But what does it do? You probably never bothered to find out, or didn't receive an answer.

Well here is your chance! If you have an idea on what it might do please share. If not I'll be very glad to decipher it myself.

(Those of you who have been informed on what your spikes do by a DA member on what your spikes do- please share! Our records were destroyed by a certain Epic and are now a papyrus plantation.)

And if you want another spike just remember- The cookie-dough comes cheap and cooking is easy!

Known spikes:

Kaymyth-Feruchemical maturity.

?Mistrunner- Social anxiety?

Nashan'Elin- Feruchemical Koloss heritage.

Chasmfiend- Full metalborn.

Master Elodin- Broken feruchemical humor.

Shouldn't we reserve that for Chickenplague, even if he doesn't show up?

You shouldn't. But if you do: The chicken is actually a wood elf illusion mage that used invisibility cloak and his racial ability to diguise himself as a chicken and used some magics to make the entire village his followers. Or maybe it's just a chicken, but then you can't feel acomplished if you killed.

Also, what do you mean "even if he doesn't show up?". Look 2 posts below your 1st one.

Can I play an Ice-atronauch? If not I'll settle for an atronauch-riding mage.

Is this set after, during, or before the skyrim game? Because if it's after then I'll have to finish that game for once.

I havnt been following Salem too closely but aren't vanillas already allowed in? Alexio is just a regular guy, and it's stated that there's already vanilla fights.

for the whole murder spree idea, why not put someone(possibly a shape shifting pony) near sentry and convince her to take down all the posters and wait a day or so before putting new ones up for some reason? that would give people time to kill, and it's not really realistic to think you could catch an epic somewhere there's absolutely no posters if she has them in people's bedrooms.

Alternate Sentry idea- she gets hung-over, can't make new good posters, but is digusted by the old ones and has them taken down.

Or the printers or whatever could "malfunction".

Did this thread die?

*pokes with stick*

Yup. Where's our necromancer brigade?

 

 

... Bugs are in the air is an awesome song title!

Also the title you'd find on a very meta indie game.

Well.. I'd like to join, but keep that gram away from me. I'm pretty sure half of these spikes are there to keep me alive.

Anyway what's my fee? Am I gonna need to sell some gold wire?

Guys if Lyra is a pony and BoP has animal size change powers...

SENTRY RIDES HER MIGHTY STALLION OF HAPINESS!

 

Who votes for Lyra's introduction post to be her designing a Sentry cosplay for pugs?

 

Well actually I was asking because my character Bird of paradise is a fashionista with animal powers. She frequently dresses them.

Can't have a thread about lovely food without discussing CHOCOLATE .... but not chocolate ice cream which is devilish thing. How can someone take chocolate (delicious) and ice-cream (also delicious) and make something that tastes like mud (err - I presume, not having eaten mud)?

 

And, just to court controversy for a moment, I'd like to make it clear that I'm talking about UK chocolate. I spent three months in the US back in the nineties and I love you guys, I love your culture, I had so much fun travelling but your chocolate just ... isn't quite the same.

 

Oh - and bell peppers. I love them - except green ones. Yellow, chopped thin with a dip, yum. Griddled with onions and chicken in fajitas with lettuce, salsa and sour cream - pretty much perfection. I also love the fact (which I hope is true and not some urban myth) that peppers are gendered - the ones with three 'bumps' in the base are male and the ones with four are female! Who knew?

Chocolate icecream is delicious. It's the best Icecream. Except for dark-chocolate ice cream. What I hate is vannila jce cream. That thing is atrocious.

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