Mashadar Mistborn

*sits in room in the dark, reading on Kindle* *realizes that he has lost track of phone* *stretches to get up and turn on lights* *accidentally punches phone* Now I can stay in darkness.

Except there is only one member of the Church of the Singularity.Say... can the Financer multiply himself by two?

Obviously the two o shapes that compose a pear are the very image of Saviour Zero, the smaller one on top represents how all things come from Saviour Zero and are but parts of his will incarnate. Hail Saviour Zero!

I live in Clarksville, Tennessee. Thank you, your Holiness.

The name needs to be all Ps in honor of PP/P/P/P. The fact that that smiley uses a P is very appropriate here.

Congratulations, Voidus! So excited for you!

Twi, your WHOOC made me think of this.

So shipping him and Gelliton is a no. Pity, I had plans.

Backtrack: I'm only scared of truly terrifying animals. Like that cat that is an epic. Just look at the malevolence on its face.Neko: *ignores Backtrack, licks himself* Did you like it?

When all the writing you've ever done has been in the Reckoners RP and you aren't sure you're doing it right. #FirstWorldKindOfWriterProblems (#unwieldy)

Seconded. I just want to be able to focus without distractions. How hard does it have to be?

WHOOCed it.

Backtrack screamed. The scrunchy faced creature had come out of nowhere and was now regarding him with a hungry look in its eyes. Its whiplike tail swung back and forth in a terrifying manner. It tilted its head at him and took a step closer, a terrifying pink tongue hanging out of the side of its mouth. Backtrack tried to run, but the monster bounded ahead of him, cutting off all chance of escape. He looked for a place to hide, but there was nowhere in sight. The creature stalked closer to him, tasting the air with its tongue. It walked up to him and sat down, staring at him as if begging him to move so it could hunt. Suddenly, a scary goth girl came around the corner. " Oh, there you are, Suki. Sorry, she just loves people so much." The girl took the creature and left. If it liked people, that must mean that it ate them. Backtrack had almost been eaten. He ran into another alley to hide from Suki. An hour later, he finally managed to work up the courage to set off down the street.

I'm going to have to agree with Aonar and Voidus here. Most of us are either awkward (*waves hand*), or boring, or jerks.

I can't stop laughing at this . Help. Edit: I'm so glad I got that link to work. *celebrates minor achievement*

Backtrack: And that kitty that isn't an epic has claws. Help! Help!

Vondra: Backtrack is the supreme threat to the safety of the Dalles. Backtrack: Ahhh!! That kitty is an epic. Help! Help! Vondra: Welcome to the Dalles, The safest place in the Fractured States.

Horrible and evil. It is what comes of people creating "problems" and trying to fix them. Which is why some genius In Tennessee came up with the perfectly logical idea of adding another month of testing to make sure we're learning.And terms such as "selected response" and "visual text" don't magically make things no longer multiple choice or pictures. Why? Just why?

Ugh, note checks. I'm sorry. Seeing as notes are to retain information, making they're done a certain way makes no sense, but some teachers couldn't care less about logic and prefer dogma.Draw glyphs that say how ridiculous note checks are around the border of the page.

Hello, fellow Malazan fan. I'm reading Memories of Ice currently. Is your title the name of a certain god, then?Edit: Autocorrect, you can climb back into whatever pit spawned you. Who's your favorite character? (Aside from Hood)

I saw the word blueberry at the store today. My first thought was of Voidgaze.

My midterms are next week. One of them is a two hundred question fill-in-the-blank test without a word bank. I'm a little worried about that one.Edit: Ninja'd by Twi, even though that question was asked a while ago.

Happy birthday, Orlion!

Rorschach outlines. I cannot draw.

Thank you. Two of the things that I was stressing about went well, so we'll see how the last one goes.