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  1. Citadel16
    A man asks me: Whats a highstorm? I answer : its like a regular storm on drugs
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    granted. now that $403 ice cream will be charged from your account. and the ice cream was lost in the mail. just the ice cream though. the banana is also black and blue. i wish for a million dollars! no strings attached.(metaphorically speaking you turkeys. and physically speaking too I guess)
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    granted. it eats you. i wish i could deflect curses of any kind.
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    granted. you experiance that as well. i wish i was an epic named wheatley.
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    granted. it happens 600000000000000000000000000000 years after you die i wish my book had good writing skills.
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    granted. you get to experiance life as a herald. i wish for my book to finish writing itself.
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    granted. you no longer have the ability to see chocolate or peanut butter I wish for Dragonsteel!
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    granted. you live the rest of your life as a talking jar that contains multiplying breaths again: I wish for more wishes!
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    Granted. your mustache is the size of California and is completely frozen. I wish for more wishes!
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    really? is this confirmed? perhaps it refers to a being more powerful than adonalsium as well, seeing as how we have it like that in the ranking system.
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    granted, but it will only happen tomorrow. I wish for the ability to not be affected by a curse.
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    they might just get ruined entirely, just preserve them and they'll come out honorably
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    Exactly! yes but still... its probably going to be the exact opposite of whatever everyone's thinking
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    Brandon Sanderson once read the end of HoA to a snake, and the the snake died. a dragon once tried to eat sanderson, and after three days of horrible torture, the dragon stopped reading over his shoulder long enough for him to escape.
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    mmmmmnnmnnn...? whats a takama? I looked it up and got this: http://www.japantimes.co.jp/life/2015/08/21/food/takama-affordably-luxurious-soba-lunches/#.VlOAonarSUk what? is that what you where referring to? I steelhunt the truth people. and it is flippin shard
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    I will bet money that calamity is going to have yet another trick ending like elantris, and that its going to be somethng along the lines of "the epics weren't made by calamity, but calamity by the epics" or some other brandon sanderson sterreotypical mumbo jumbo
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    We've used the same pun twice, and i'm working on the third. maybe we'll have TenSoon? Its a pun. Not an invention that you can patent.
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    YOU TOO???
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    buuuuuuut, knowing brandon there probably was an entire fight scene that we completely missed where Vin fights off a huge army of Awoken and darkhor monks while kaladin was doing something seemingly important at the time.
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    you could say that Tien had a rocky personality.
  23. Citadel16
    well if you think about it
  24. Citadel16
    feeling sarcastic? post it here, but be nice, keep it clean, and keep it in the thread. NO INSULTS. Be as witty and punny as you can manage and maybe this thread will explode.
  25. Citadel16
    I will make fun of the unmakefunnable I shall be frustrating when people hate me for it I will not reuse jokes on pain of being dunked in a highstorm only the truly worthy can read this post haha! guess what I just did? you'll have to figure it out...
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