Darn. The machine appears to be broken. A strange smoke fills the air and the machine shudders, coughs and walks way.
...revealing a brand new vending machine set into the wall behind it! It seems to speak in a strange, alien language. And seems to be stocked with the strangest of foods; pickled tentacles, boiled kid (goat) heads, an assortment of mini pies and mini children. And a potion labelled #9
*inserts a char-coaled chicken*