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Darkness Ascendant

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  1. Happy Birthday!

    You haven't been here for a while...but your name is by far one of the most memorable I know heh

  2. I personally have immensely enjoyed Lucy Saxon's work, you should totally check her out, she's a relatively unsung author, her Tellus series is pretty dang awesome and fun to read!
  3. @Ecthelion III *COUF* Calling you as Steward Oh my goodness this is going to be hilariously fun. Brace yourselves, the bad memes and puns are coming-Dobby, Narnia Battle of the 5 Rasheks Anyway ------------------- Hear ye, Hear ye, Children of Illuvatar. For with thy advent of Darkness, thy brotherhood grow stronger. For thy advent of adversity, thy mettle be met with might, and with might cometh triumph. Hearken, Hearken, Children of Illuvatar. For with thy advent of chaos, thy harmony discordant is forsooth not prophecied to remain thus. For with advent of corruption, the cleansing thus shall come upon us. Heed my words Children of Illuvator For with thy advent of Mori lômí, thy light follows after. Take heart children of Illuvator.
  4. Darkenss* I don't know, were you a typo? or were you intentional?
  5. Just tossing this out there, but the actual line is "Teacher, what is the point of reciting the pledge of allegiance." Not that I feel it makes it any better. I just like my flag jokes to be well comprehended, lol.
  6. This game actually didn't have me getting bored XD
  7. *sigh there was this other comic I read about a joke conspiracy that the flag controls the US and that's why they pledge allegiance to it. But I can't find it...
  8. Hey guys so I'll be hosting a Weekly writing competition over on the SE creativity server https://discord.gg/2kUugpF Thor Ragnarok is released in one month here in Australia. For this week’s Prompt- Pick a fable, an epic, myth, an old play, any of those archaic texts (if you’re unsure PM me) and adapt it for the modern era. Beowulf is a young businessman saving his corporation from a lawsuit by Grendel Incorporated. Zeus is a young child exiled from the family business, and returns one day to wrest control of the business from his father and become head of the family. The Ride of Asgard is a stock market undertaking which through underground contacts and manipulation wroughts calamity upon the stock market. (I use wrought archaically). Anyway you get the point….why does everything to do with the modern world have to do with business or something A question for another day, I’m sure you all will find your own creative ways to adapt those musty old tales. Submissions and details are over in the channel. https://www.timeanddate.com/countdown/generic?iso=20170930T19&p0=240&msg=Voting&font=cursive&csz=1
  9. Jeez this place died.
  10. Hey sharders, sorry for the double post. I'll be hosting a weekly writing competition over in the SE creativity server https://discord.gg/2kUugpF If any of you are interested, come one and head down. I think I'll make a thread in Creative Corner as well. This weeks prompt is adapting a fable/myth/legend/epic/archaic text in general to the modern setting.
  11. Douglas adam's dead, Eoin wrote the 6th installment. (am I the only one that loves his name? Eoin)
  12. *doesn't want to explain to Delightful what he meant*
  13. Welcome! have a cookie! As for brandon's favourite magic system, he said he'd be a mistborn, his favourite. Not sure about Order, but there are some quizzes online. a fair few, just google em.
  14. why did you get a stack xD
  15. I mean, I wish people didn't go with Bacon, maybe something like Chicken? but I see the merit of it, so there's that. Funny Love the little monologue. And theories and stuff :thumbsup: 9/10
  16. you like books? You're clear and good to go sir, I would never have imagined that you didn't but thanks for clarifying. And yes that was a pun.
  17. Don't worry guys I failed my math exam too
  18. I mean, I'm pretty happy with my manhood....
  19. Oh wow so Hero makes me feel bad about lynching him and no nothing coming out of it >.<
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