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  1. Well now, Skunk-man could hear some odd discussion in his head (but not through Epic powers, sadly) about going to this place or that place, and now he knew that he couldn't go to the Pub, as no-one actually wanted to get drunk! There was talk about grouping this or that according to faction, but who actually cared about that? Skunk-man was going to go where Skunk-man decides to go.
  2. Hmm? Crazy? Did Pam not accept that the chances of her being an Epic had just skyrocketed due to Altermind? How could one even think that? This was important enough to investigate, so I stopped going to the Pub and walked up to the door of Pam's house. It was a good door, but that's all you really need to know. I rang the doorbell, waited 2 seconds, knocked on the door, waited 2 seconds, rang the doorbell again, and finally stopped. Now this could either go great, getting me a guest to come along to the Pub with me or it could go horribly wrong and I die. But hey, the things we do for some company.
  3. Skunk-man was sadly not an Epic. All the potential consequences of powers were there, but none of the actual benefits. He went through his checklist again, checking if he had missed out on anything. After all, to become an Epic, one must first fit the bill. [X] Smell Horrible [X] Hate People [X] Be less than 100% Human [ ] Be an Epic It was a shame that the final box hadn't been ticked yet, but he had to hope that Calamity would be kind to him. After all, he had just heard of Altermind and his powers, and surely Calamity could appreciate how there should be more chaos introduced to a new Epics life. Dead people and Scared people. That was the way to go. Now as to where to go, well it was a simple matter really. Where would people go when something bad happened? The Pub. Where could a situation therefore get worse? The Pub. As to now though, he was wandering the Streets, looking for anyone that might be able to fight talk to him. "PEOPLE OF PORTLAND. IT IS I, A SOON TO BE EPIC. SPEAK TO ME NOW BEFORE MY AWAKENING AND HAVE A FREE AUTOGRAPH!"
  4. What's that? A cry in the distance you hear? " I AM NOT A SKINDANCER" The cry of a startling amount of students reaches your ears, making you wonder as to why such absurd statements are being thrown around. When you go to investigate, asking a nearby student, they respond as if it was the most obvious thing in the world, more simple than the Chandrian or the Amyr. " Well some one out here can tell if we're lying but they have to focus so we all thought we'd try it out." 'Course, this only increases your confusion. "Skindancer? I did not know that we had Skindancers!" " Where have you been? They could be anyone, in fact they could even be you!" " I have been studying for the past 3 terms, unlike you lot." At this, the student's face scrunches up, clearly readying to tell you off for one thing or another. " WHY YOU STUDYING WHEN YOU COULD BE KILLED! ONLY A SKINDANCER WOULD HAVE THAT KIND OF CERTAINTY ABOUT NOT DYING!" This situation was not going well, to say the least. I must leave you now to deal with these crazy students, but please remember that this is a place of education, and not a place of madness (that's the Crockery).
  5. BTW, are the tags implying that I haven't been elevated because I'm savage? I'll have you know that I am one of the Amyr, and I've been involved in numerous operations about the Chandrian, even killing one of them. I am trained in Sympathy and I'm the best Namer in the whole of the Amyr. You are nothing to me but just another stepping stone. I will assassinate you with ways that have never even been thought of before. You think you can get away with calling me Savage? Think again, Edema Ruh. As we speak I am contacting all other Amyr and hunting you down so you better prepare. The hunt that will end your life. You're dead. I can be anywhere, anytime and can harm you in over 700 different ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the whole arsenal of the Amyr and I will use it to it's full extent to remove you from this university. If only you could have known what your 'Savage' comment meant, maybe you wouldn't have said it. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price. -------------------------------------------- Why did I assassinate PK? Because it's my new form of voting.
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