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Pattern is a Cryptic. Sticks can be cryptic. Therefore, Pattern is a stick.

... Spike them, then kill them, then awaken them. (If that works...)

Spike dead birds with Allomantic Nicrosil, awaken them with the command: "Enhance metal burns"

Thanks for the explanation of investiture laws. Upvotes all around! Awaken a mistcloak with the command: "Hug people." Use a large supply of Atium and Duralumin to see the next season of tv shows.

Join us... Don't be afraid... We Jacobs have spikes cookies

Thread-necro... is that ok? If it is, here's my answer: Jasnah. She's like my female atheist doppleganger. Other than those differences, I'm exactly the same. (She may be a little more moody.) In every situation during the books, I can imagine I'm in her place, and I realize I would say the same thing. (Disregarding some of the aforementioned differences.)

Heyyo! I saw a post with no replies and that made me sad. On a different note, my name is also Jacob. *High five* Hope you feel welcome on 17s.

When you're in a reading slump, but then you realize you can read Sanderson for the umpteenth time. When you're a stick. When you only like kobolds in fantasy when they're Kobold King. Cosmere books before school, reading before conversations.

Maybe the Friday before Conference. That would be great. (Not so great for those that aren't part of the Church)

Aww, that sounds fun. Oh well, next time. Got to help my cousin with her marriage reception prep.

When you're constantly anxious about how your posts will be received on 17s. *F5* *F5* When you read all of his books. Multiple times. 5th time of WOK. Heh heh.

When you almost give up writing because you find out Brandon made the map of Roshar from a fractal. (Can't find a link.) Seriously, Brandon Sanderson, be a little worse of an author to make us mortals feel less bad. (Not really, stay good.) When you constantly compare other authors to him and find them lacking.

Say oaths to

The Messenger 2012 By Infected Mushroom. Highly recommended.

When pick up a stick and wonder if it talks. When you see all of the stuff on 17s and don't question the sanity of the people posting.

When you laugh maniacally when a thunderstorm comes, 'cause, Stormfather.

Stamp your spheres to not have Stormlight. (Does that mean that investiture can be created/destroyed?) Use Aon Ate (Silence) to make little kids stop crying.

As Sticks with

When you misread storefront as storm-front because you're reading the Stormlight Archive.

Thanks! What would you say your favorite topic is in 17thshard?

Hi guys (and Gals), I'm a long time lurker on this forum, (What a lovely forum it is!) and I finally decided to make an account and start showing my face. I've read most of the Mistborn books, all of SA (so far) Elantris, The Emperor's Soul, Warbreaker, Steelheart and Firefight, The Rithmatist, Alcatraz, and most of the short stories on his website. TL;DR I love Sanderson books, I've read most of them Other than reading, I like studying psychology, writing, drawing and becoming WAY too interested in the most obscure sciences. I'll try to contribute to theory posts as time and brain space allows, so feel free to discuss Cosmere-related theories you have with me.

Terrible destruction to eat friends! (Seriously, it's not good for their health) When you go on a long hike, wishing every second you could burn pewter. Or at least be a steel or iron Ferring Edit: Forgot to add "You know you're a Sanderfan when"

Hey! I'm a Utah Sanderfan, and I was trying to find other people I can talk to about the books (Because I have no friends who like Sanderson...) I might not be able to come on the 19th, but I'd just like to get integrated into the community right now.