Zathoth

I still think Harmony is going to make him into a Kandra and he will then worldhop along with MeLaan and cause all kinds of hilarious trouble.

Sure, you can be all like "Hello, Im an unspeakable horror from another universe and I just look like a person because thats what you expect to see, nice to meet you." Which is nowhere near as catchy as "Hello, Im The Doctor." Im starting to wonder why not more rich people get murdered on Scadrial. The answer to "What would The Survivor do?" is almost always "Kill all the rich people." And now Im rambling.

Fake smiling is easy. Just pretend you are Kell, or The Doctor.

I want to believe that I am doing the second one, considering the 7 upvotes my weird stories got I figure that there are at least a couple lines of masterful, exquisite prose. Or at least, ya know, decent.

Nevermind me, just bringing some more disturbing into the thread. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqqRBCOujKw Crimson Glory - Lost Reflection For extra disturbing look up the one which has the song along with the artwork of HR Giger. (Im not going to link that one, I think of the children mmmm delicious lies) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqKtfPxLTpk Acid Bath - Scream Of The Butterfly And I cant find their incredibly disturbing song number 2... Oh well, have fun.

I dont have netflix, but I do have a couple of most likely very illegal streaming sites. And David Blaine is either brilliant, or insane. Im not sure which. Probably both.

Sometimes I wonder why I am the evil one. That is genius!

http://brandonsanderson.com/state-of-the-sanderson-december-2014/ Scroll down to the Mistborn part.

You know that irrational fear you have that there is a razor clawed monster hiding under your bed who is about to grab you when you go near it? It is true if you have cats.

Possible WoR spoilers:

Half of everyone you know will consider it a sin though. Im looking up peoples recollections of nightmares, half an hour before I should sleep... Sometimes I wonder if something is wrong with me.

What do you mean actually? XD Thank you, as long as someone reads them I'll keep posting them.

Ive never set up a game either XD I could probably figure it out though. Maybe.

We should! We could use pretend you're xyzzy... Thats what my internet friends mostly use. I'll figure it out... but not now, I work tomorrow XD

https://www.cardcastgame.com/browse/deck/TUTKH#! Is this what you want?

*Googles* This is... storming amazing.

*Fistbumps* Was anyone interested in my weird fiction? Because I made a thread for it. http://www.17thshard.com/forum/topic/46737-lord-morzathoths-collection-of-oddities/

Welcome ladies, gentlemen, others and the shades behind you to the realm of the bizarre and the impossible. I ask the sensitive to turn around right now. Only enter if you wish to be unnerved. Let us begin. A typical day at work. It may not have happened as such, but bits and pieces did. I never lie my dear audience, not fully, there is always a core of truth. Lord Morzathoths Collection The Great Shining Butterfly There is nothing under your bed This brings us to some recollections from my childhood. They are all true, unless I am lying, of course. The grey man The enigma of locked doors The mysterious haunted house Experiment: What happens when you cross The Enigma of Amigara Fault with a pipa pipa frog? More true stories. Ck'zunoday I lied, the following is completely made up, unless I am lying again. It was written as a stream of consciousness, so it is what it is. I hope you enjoy, or whatever it is you do when you are pleased by the masochistic desire to face the horrible and the bizarre.

Because I kind of give off the vibes that I have a terribly dark and messed up sense of humor but realize that no one around here will find it funny so I keep it inside? XD We all need to bleed off our excess Ruin sometimes, and or excess Preservation, sometimes you just need to break things to turn it into something new.

My greatest cards against humanity moment: In the end of the film Bruce Willis finds out that Dave Matthews Band has been making out with dogs.

Me too, that was my point, typos aside. If times are weird then why am I so bored? XD Bizarre things are usually very entertaining.

When has times not been crazy? Just that they are always the wrong kind of crazy, always the destructive kind of crazy, rather than the weird kind of crazy.

Rioter. Ive never been much of a fighter anyway, better to lightly nudge people in the direction you want them to go. I could make my concerts more enjoyable and just have really fun playing with peoples emotions.