BenevolentTyrant

As much as I would love to see Twi's ChasmPugs come to life on-screen, I'm going to agree with Dayman and Colours. TES is short enough that no major plot points would be lost, it has a small but well-drawn cast of characters and a very interesting central dynamic between Shai and Gaotona. But if you will permit me a slight digression ... Stormlight spoilers I'm sorry. I didn't mean to write that, it just ... happened.

Yay, another Vivenna fan! She's always been my favourite Warbreaker character. (And my favourite Idrian princess ) Warbreaker spoiler

First, a little self-congratulation from me to myself: Nightblood in Warbreaker: Stephen Leeds' First World problems Sanderfans theorising after the release of Way of Kings: Lift in Words of Radiance: And some readers' reactions ... FeatherWriter reacts to Stormlight Archive New fans arriving on the forums: But the Dark Alley knows how to bring them up to speed ... Edit: Spelling

Grace Justice is a stormin' awesome name. As for me, I used to fancy being called Jackson. I would look in the mirror each morning and a Jackson-face would stare back at me. But then I became friends with a guy called Jackson, and my mental image of a person with that name became indistinguishable from his face. The name no longer seemed to suit me. When I gazed into the mirror, it was an unJacksonful man who returned my gaze. Thus ends the tragic tale of That Time I Was Fourteen And Angsty.

For what it's worth, the laughing part was what I was going for and I'm really sorry if I offended you. (Also, if you're looking for more Brandon meta-fanfic why not check out one written by the man himself?)

Welcome to the forums, Valthyr! We hope you have a great time here. Why don't you try some delicious cookies? They're high in every essential nutrient you'll need for the rest of your life!

The Seven Days of Brandon: a Totally True account of Brandon's writing process

Aaaaagh I just accidentally downvoted mostlywhatnot. I'm really sorry ... *hangs head in shame* Back on topic, it has been scientifically proven that Doctor Who and Buffy can successfully crossover with any fictional setting, ever. Trust me, I'm an Arts major

I agree - it's totally awesome. I didn't mean to sound as if I don't love Warbeaker and the Reckonerverse, because I really truly do! And kudos to Brandon for giving you a fresh reading experience. We need more Sanderbots like him.

Reckoners Stormlight On the other hand, I have a much longer list of opinions that haven't been altered by time or re-reads. I still love Vivenna more than Siri, and I never warmed up to Sazed at all.

A cookie? My favourites! How did you know? As an Australian, my code of honour compels me to offer you an Anzac biscuit in exchange. You may alternatively request a lamington, but there may be a postage delay of 2-5 Rosharan days.

Mistborn spoilers

*awkwardly adjusts fake moustache* As a long-time (*cough*) resident of 17S I would like to convey the official salutations of the community. Let me take your coat and accept your mandatory voluntary donation. Please step this way for your welcome tour. On your left are the forums, managed by (*looks at smudged ink on hand*) modlingators. On your right you will see, umm ... more forums. Which are different. In very particular, forum-y ways which, um - *fake moustache falls off* *panics* *runs away screaming hysterically*

I am struggling to articulate why that gif is so unsettling. Is it the bow tie or the Illuminati iconography?

Aaaaand some Warbreaker and Stormlight

Brandon Sanderson's books are so good, their film rights are traded as international currency If you destroy a Sanderson book two more will take its place The New York stock exchange is a Sanderson magic system Brandon Sanderson once wrote a book with a continuity error. This led to the fall of Atlantis Savage predators are soothed by the sound of a Sanderson audiobook Brandon Sanderson was once assassinated by his Writing Excuses co-hosts, but he retconned it The FBI asked Brandon who really killed Kennedy, but he RAFOed them

As rumours of my existence have been found to be not entirely without merit, I am pleased to announce that I am now a probationary Internet Person As a condition of my parole from the Australian Penitentiary for Low-Risk Spambots I shall periodically upload transcripts from my interviews with Victim Associate #438, a self-described "Sanderfan." Any references to spikes, enhanced interrogation techniques, or loss of limbs should be taken as nothing more than dramatic fiction Edit: What, nobody offering me cookies? I am offend!

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