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  1. Paranoid King
    Nah, you go for it. BoRap is a great song, but it's not a Gemmel song, ya know what I'm saying? That being said, are you ready for round 2?
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    I was just thinking that! I'll leave that one to you, but I will need a song long enough to compete... Maybe through the Fire and the Flames? I'll have my choice settled by this evening, for sure
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    This round is moving fast! Rusts! Storms! Colors! This entire roast is amazing, but these lines hit the hardest. Wow. I don't even know what song I'm gonna pick next, I just had to applaud this masterpiece.
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    Welp, I was going to say I'd have it out by Wednesday, but it turns out it's a lot easier to adapt lyrics then to make up your own. So, uh, here you go!
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    Nicely done, Itiah! Those roasts were smooth as butter. If not for the underlining, the special words wouldn't have seemed out of place at all. What a pleasure to read!
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    Thanks! I hoped the modern era would connect, because it pauses every 8th beat, but had no idea if any of the three would make sense to someone other than me. So this turned out way better than expected.
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    Nicely done, Silvia! I particularly like your necromancy jab. (Side note: Never before this contest did I think I would see Yomen compared to a Tangelo...) Anyways, looks like this contest is gonna push Gemmel out of his comfort zone. ... And into the other three mistborn eras! Ladies and Gentlemen, pick your poison. The Roughs: Mistborn Modern Space Age
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    Well fought my dudes. Gemmel was left in good hands. Props to Taan as well, he's not an easy character to work with. High fives all around! Storms yeah! Gemmel is all about faceoffs! He'll face off anyone anytime! BTW, as a contestant, can I also submit words?
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    I see what you did there Haha, that's so terrible! I love it!
  10. Paranoid King
    TIL Hoid loves bacon. Huh. Anyways, enjoy the roast!
  11. Paranoid King
    Thanks, Zath! Full disclosure, though, like half of the lyrics are pulled directly from the original song. I'm still hoping @ILuvHats shows up with the real roast. But if not - @John203, @Herowannabe, when can we start the next round?
  12. Paranoid King
    Given that two weeks have passed since the deadline, and I'm in a roasting mood, I present: Die, Nobles! Ghostwritten by Kelsier (Because he's dead)
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    @Ashspren, sorry to see you go. Roast battles won't be the same without you moderating it. I'll look forward to competing against you in the future! @Herowannabe, @John203, thanks, guys! Only evil librarians would bother sorting ducks, though.
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    @Kidpen and @Element of Chaos, we're just waiting on those returned names.
  15. Paranoid King
    #4YearsAndNobodySaidAWord #NeedAPersonalEditor Speaking of which, I notice you have two spaces after every sentence. Why is that?
  16. Paranoid King
    Burst out laughing here. We need more hungry roasters in this thread!
  17. Paranoid King
    Whose rhymes were like frogs in a bucket! When came roasting day, the frogs fled away, farther than he could have chucked it. ...Now I'm glad I ended up with Shakespeare.
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    Oh my goodness, that twist! This round's gonna be like brain surgery on a sheep! You see, it looks really difficult, but it's just a sheep, so nobody minds if it's not genius. Good luck, you four!
  19. Paranoid King
    Did one of these four drop out? Edit: nvm, found it.
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    Well, that's disappointing, but understandable. Real life is more important. Best of luck to you! @Ashspren, do we have any pinch hitters this round? If not, as I understand it, everyone's moving on to the next round. I'd still be interested in hearing some returned names, though...
  21. Paranoid King
    And now I'm faced with a dilemma - Upvote, or wait and hope you stay a seer until the finals....
  22. Paranoid King
    Because if all goes well, someone will end up literally punned to death.
  23. Paranoid King
    Thanks, Hoidit! I was thinking of including the two missing acts, but I can only handle so much rhyming before I burn out. And, uh, the ending pun was unintentional, but thanks for the compliment! Haha! Marsh is spot on! I just changed "your" to "thy" and called it a day. Iambic pentameter is way beyond my league.
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    And now, on the 350th anniversary of Elendel's founding, we, the Ashmount Theaters, release a special production commemorating the life of The Survivor! Coming soon to theaters around Elendel, this play is based on the raising and training of The Survivor. Some of the accounts have been slightly adapted for release in theater, but the core of the story remains the same. A few scenes have been chosen to showcase this momentous play. We hope to see a full house on the release of the final performance. This is Ashmount. Ashmount hopes you have enjoyed this program.
  25. Paranoid King
    To quote Shakespeare's famous play, "The Majora's Mask": \
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