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  1. Madagascar
    Tyrian Falls... it's a pun. Get it. Get it? Anyway, drew that in honor of the occasion.
  2. Madagascar
    Awww the votesh *hiccup* are sho shweet, and for onshe they're not votesh to murder Matilda and casht her out of the village fer bein a witch and drunk and shmellin like catsh all the time. I am a little swamped with school right now but I'll try to draw something about this game shortly.
  3. Madagascar
    Something stirs in the dark burned out corner where Matilda's corpse has been unceremoniously dumped. Foolsh... you can kill the ol woman... you can shtake her through the heart, or burn her up, or shtake her and then burn her up but you haff forgotten one thing... The catsh. The catsh are here. The catsh are alwaysh here. They will breed, becaush Matilda hash never heard of nootering or shpaying, and in any cashe would have conshidered nootering or shpaying to be cruelty to catsh. MATILDA HASH ASHCENDED. SHE HAS BECOME ONE WITH THE CATSH. SHE HAS TRANSCENDED HUMANITY. And becaushe Matilda ish one with the catsh she will live on. She will return, incarnate, in her true form. There is a clap of thunder and a dark shape rises from the ashes! It's... it's... It's a Jack Russell terrier. "What? I'm... oh consharnit it! Thish ish COMPLETELY WRONG! I... don't even know where to begin. Can't the reincarnation folksh do anything right?" The Jack Russell terrier sits on its hindquarters and scratches behind her ears with her back paw, looking peeved. "Oh wellllllll. I guessh I'll jusht have to ride this out and shee what happensh nexsht life. Oh hey! A rat!" I'm amused because apparently I just give off this aura of being a mistborn, when I was actually just being obnoxious. Great game, everyone!
  4. Madagascar
    I gotsh a theory. I thinksh JFK wash a cat. Think about it.
  5. Madagascar
    I'm sho drunk guysh! What happened? Who'd we kill? What'sh happening? Why are the kittensh all jumping up and down making happy Noises? Why is the world shpiiiiiiiiiiiiinning...? oh cool BOO YAH , FLAWLESSH KITTEN LAWGIC *hiccups* good kittiesh... you make mommy sho happy today... New semester just started and that's about as much sense as I feel capable of making right now.
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    Shick? Psssh, I figured out the besht way to shtop hangoversh agesh ago, I jusht never shtopsh drinking! Now I can't never shtop... becaushe a heckuva fiershe one ish waitin for me when I do.
  7. Madagascar
    You could alwaysh jusht tell ush who all the shpiked are. Tell Matilda. Matilda promishesh not to tell anyone. Exshept the catsh. The catsh shay we should keep in mind the ability of riotersh an shoothersh to fiddle wif thingsh, an alsho that we should all shtart drinkin' to asshuage our shpike-related ankshietiesh. Preshumably they are talking to people not me becaushe I've been drinking to calm my shpiked related ankshiety shinshe I wash 5 yearsh old. (It wash a different time!)
  8. Madagascar
    Or the catsh. The catsh jusht lovesh me sho. Anyway, Bugshy claimsh Arinian wash right about the role, sho that ish pretty convinshing to me. I alsho think it'sh fairly rishky for a shpiked to have made up the nightsh he shcanned shomeone, becaushe if a shmoker had shmoked them the shmoker would jusht be able to shay "Hey I shmoked thish pershon". If Shmokersh can shay that they shmoked me, Rae, Bugshy, Lopen or Wonko on the daysh Arinian claimsh he shcanned ush, there'sh no reashon to hold back. I shtill think the justificashion for lynching Wonko ish fairly weak, sho if Nyali endsh up bein evil it'll be a good idea to look that thoshe who've advocated lynchin' Wonkersh an Rae inshtead. If they all end up good then we're probably shcrewed.
  9. Madagascar
    I figured the possibilitiesh were a thug, mishtborn, lurcher, or have been lurched/mishtborned. I'm not shure how thoshe affect writeupsh. But it wash an idle thought, I thought I'd jusht throw it out there an shee who reshponded to it. *hiccupsh* Well I'm not shure what lynching Wonko would tell ush. I don't really think Arinian would make thingsh up whether or not he wash evil, becaushe rolesh are too eashy to ashk for an prove. I think Wonko shurviving the lynch would jusht prove that Arinian knew hish role, which could be by shcanning or by him an Wonko being evil together, sho it doeshn't tell ush much. People can shtill do it, of courshe but thoshe're my thoughtsh. Admittedly, I alsho jusht want to resht more eashily tonight, my paranoia about Nyali ish of the short that will not go away until one of ush diesh.
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    I don't shee what lynching Wonko would prove other than he'sh a thug. I'm alsho consherned that the votesh are becoming closer and closer, and a better suit for voting manipulation. I'm sheeing the shame thing happen today that happened yeshterday - shomeone accushesh Nyali, but then a new bandwagon shtartsh up to lynch shomeone elshe. Would me ashkin' Arinian to reveal me role be of more ushe than lynchin' Wonko? If it's correct, then it would be me an Bugshy'sh word that Arinian wash tellin the troof about our rolesh. I don't like the idea of my role bein' trotted out, but I alsho don't like washtin' 75% of our lynchesh.
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    *embarrassed coughing* Ah, er, I shee, ummmm... it wash the kittiesh blocked me eyeshight. I couldn't read a thing! Their furry little buttsh jusht made me totally forget how to read. That'sh what happened, yesh, definitely, not Matilda being really shtupid. Itsh totally the catsh fault an not Matilda'sh. ...Yesh. Hrm, if'n you did shcan me it'sh a point in favor of you bein lessh likely to be one o' them shpiked what tried to shpike me lasht night, ifsh an butsh beshidesh. Dunno if the shpiked would've wanted to washte their time on shweet ol' Matilda an her catsh... though I'm shtill thinkin'.
  12. Madagascar
    Wonko- Hero, Joe (2) Arranae- Hero, Assassin (2) HH- Wilson, Rae (2) Nyali- Moi, Arinian, Wyrm, Magestar (4) Assassin- HH,Araris (2) Jon(?)-Conquestor (1) I thinksh thish ish the right vote count. I don't know who Jon ish an I'm too lashy to look it up. I think it'sh unlikely Arinian ish actually lying about Wonko'sh thuggishnessh. He alsho sheemsh to be right about Bugshy'sh normalnessh. If Arinian ish evil, a shpiked sheeker sheemsh more likely to me. I could ashk Arinian to reveal my role, I shupposhe, though I'm lukewarm about havin' me shecret identity become all not shecret. I'm vaguely paranoid about a sudden new bandwagon shavin' Nyali a second day in a row, but eh. @Arinian which day did you shcan whitsch playersh?
  13. Madagascar
    Uh, 15 minutes before midnight, and I'm EST. I'm a lessh shushpishioush of Headshot becaushe he wash Dalinar'sh firsht choishe to tie wif. choishe to tie wif. I think after Joe an' I voted for him in order to help the new guy, he retracted thish an Joe'n I retracted oursh on him. Hish requesht that I vote for Ecth inshtead of Headshot wash on the groundsh that he thought Joe would vote for him again if he voted for Headshot. I'm going to keep votin' fer Nyali becaushe I shtill shushpectsh her an I think that would give ush the mosht information about the votesh yeshterday. There wash a clear and vigoroush divide, an havin evidenshe on whether the mob lining up to Rae wash in any way protectin Nyali would be usheful. *hiccup* Meta, I just read that writeup and an upvote jusht washn't enough to exshpressh my delight
  14. Madagascar
    That'sh a pretty good moral. I haff another shtory. Onshe upon a time there wash a young girl named Matilda. Matida loved catsh sho much all the time but everyone thought she wash crazy. Or a witch. They alsho made fun of her for thinking she had catsh when there weren't any. But actually Matilda had jusht made her catsh invishible. So Matilda was both a witch and had lotsh of catsh. However the shtressh of being called a witch made Matilda an alcoholic. She drank sho much she forgot to feed her catsh and a bunch of them died. Thish haunted her for the resht of her life. Then Matilda got shuper old and found hershelf in a dreadful village where shomeone tried to kill her. Moral: Drink more.
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    But what about my kittiesh? No one ever putsh them in the shpotlight. It makesh me sho angry, how little people apprecia*hic*te the kittiesh. Jusht take'em for granted or tell me there are no kittiesh an never were any kittiesh or try to burn me ash a witch. It'sh enough to drive an ol woman inshane. Or to drink. Ushually to drink. Ah well, kittiesh, I'll make it up to you latersh when I dresshesh you in miniature cat tutush and build a miniature shtage for you (after I'm done with the shtocksh.)
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    Forgive me for ashking for clarificashun, my ears are full of wartsh an' cat hair, you shee. I am old an get quite deaf. You shaying you've *hiccup* sheeked Bugshy, Rae, Wonko an me ash villagersh? Alsho awwww, shanksh fer shayin' I'm bee-yootiful! It makesh an old woman blush to hear shutsch complimentsh from the yoof o' today *tee hee* Makesh me blush shomething fiershe! *giggles madly* *as one, the catsh roll their eyes* "You do realize he's talking to everyone else, Matilda?" Oh hush you. Look, the way you keepsh focushin on a pershon I thinksh ish good makesh me shushpishioush. An I find the way Dalinar defended you while maybe trying not to look like he was defending you more shushpishioush an could've shlipped under everyone'sh attention than Rae defendin' him when, like you shaid, mosht other people thought he wash a mishtwraith an half the village wash agonizin' over whether to lynch him it sheemsh. You haven't really addresshed me pointsh about how Rae firsht attacked Dalinar in a way that shatishfiesh me. If you want to change my opinion on the matter, shtarting there would help, caush if you're actually a villager, I don't want you to die any more than you do. But that'sh what I'm going on for now. *Matilda hides under her bed with a six pack of mead and a dozen cats, staring paranoidly at everyone assembled*
  17. Madagascar
    NOOOOOOOOOOO! *sob* MY CATSH! MY POOR CATSH! They took the blow for me. They shacrifished their tiny, tiny lives. I AM SHO SHAD NOW. All of theshe things you shay ish true. I feel that you are shtill misshing shomething important. Rae'sh attacksh on Dalinar made all of those things necessary. Rae could have changed her vote at any time without shushpishion, but inshtead called him out, shtarted the bandwagon, forshin' Dalinar an hish croniesh to reshort to vote man-ip-yoo-layshun to shurvive, painting a giant target of shushpishun on hish head and shtarting thish whole *hiccup* cat-related drama. If not for Rae, no lynch on Dalinar would have formed in the firsht place. No rioter, lurcher or shoother would have been needed. To me, these actionsh are worth more than what I genuinely believe to be a frushtrated villager makin' an honesht mishtake. I know that Shpiked may vote for each other (Nyali eventually voted fer Dalinar, didn't she?), actually huntin' one down an gettin' them almosht lynched firsht day doesh count for shomething in my eyesh. I feel like anyone who attacks Rae for defendin' Dalinar alsho needsh to exshplain why her commentsh on day 4 outweighsh theshe actionsh on day 1. Bashically, anyone accushin' Rae of being with Dalinar ish promoting a conshpirashy theory. Esshentially, that a shpiked Rae got her shpiked Mishtborn lynched (almosht) the firsht day ash part of a conspirashy. If you guysh think that'sh what happened, great, make your cashe! Perhapsh you can even convinshe me! But jusht reiterating the shame point "well she wash really loud in thinkin Dalinar wash shet up" doesh nothing for me and only heightens my suspicions that the shpiked are tryin' to shet up an echo chamber. Sho I haven't really had much to shay on why Rae thought defending Dalinar wash a good idea ish becaushe I jusht haven't felt there wash much to shay. I guessh I'm jusht sho baffled how anyone could vote fer Rae without having second thoughts. I alsho feel I got shuckered into arguing endlesshly over whether Rae wash shpiked yeshterday, while lettin shertain people who I do think are shpiked off the hook. Nyali, people bin accushin you o' conshpiring wif Dalinar shinshe day wun. I suspect the focush on Rae may have been a way of deflectin' from you ash well. I exshpect me time in thish village ish limited but by gum before I die an go to Kitty Heaven I want to find out! Will none of you accomadate an old woman'sh wishesh?
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    Another day, another night, another shycle of endlessh madnessh an' deshpair. Matilda ish too old for thish... shycle of endlessh madnessh an' deshpair. Why doesh thish happen to every village I go to? Werewolvesh, robotsh, zombiesh, shpiked. Am I curshed or something? I jusht wantsh shume peashe, an' to find my parentsh. I'm shure they're around here shumewhere. And to drink. Moshtly to drink.
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    I feel like I'd just be repeating myself if I kept posting, which is annoying, so I'm probably just going to make dumb cat posts if I post again tonight Kitties, you know who to vote for. Eck-shert that kitten shuffrage you got going! The power of the color red may be out of your pawsh for now, but your sheer numbersh an' righteoushnessh will overwhelm your enemiesh in a wave of fluffiness. Wherever they shleep, wherever they hide, wherever they eat. You will find them. Your green eyes will find them in the darkest holes. Your chubby, fluffy bodies will smother them in cuddles. *upturns a basket and a bunch of kittens pour out* Meow MEOW meow meow meow MEOW THE LURKERSH! THE SHPIKED! THE VILLAINSH WHO FIGHT KITTEN SHUFFRAGE! LET THEIR CHILDREN TREMBLE IN THE NIGHT AT THE NAME OF "MATILDA". AND ALSO AT THE NAME OF "WUFFLES", "MISHTER FLUFFY", "PUSSHY GALORE", AND ALL THE OTHER HUMOROUS CAT-RELATED NAMES YOU THINGSH HAVE. Fly, kittensh. Fly. Do your work. Bring me their headsh.
  20. Madagascar
    NO! Shmall coinsh are worthlessh shmall change! It takesh two shmall coinsh to make another shmall coin. How doesh that make any shenshe at all? Pfft, I'm an old lady, complainin' ish 90% of my value in the world! I actually figured I had already addresshed the reashonsh you had for lynchin' Arraenae. I figure it wash shtupid an' wrong, but not necessharily shomethin' a shpiked would do. Too rishky, in my opinion. You've definitely exshplained why her opinion wash shtupid an wrong, but villagersh are shtupid an wrong all the time without bein' malicioush. An' her getting Dalinar lynched (almosht) the firsht day and her general demeanor makesh me inclined to think she wash innoshent, jusht wrong. Dunno what more I can shay beshidesh that. I feel like I laid my own logic out as carefully ash I could. But hey, who caresh? Arguin' ish boring. Let'sh have a beer an' shee how it all turns out!
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    Who even knowsh if it'sh the shame coinshot each night? *falls off chair* Or how many there *hiccup* are? We haven't had any nightsh with more than one pershon being hit by a giant coin, but who knowsh. Yet. *knocks on wood*
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    That sounds so simultaneously hilarious and terrible that it reminds me to read some of these other games. What in the world are you all *hiccups* talkin about? That'sh a shinshere queshtion, I've drunk sho much of thish barrel of mead that my brain ish bashically pickled right now. You could pull it out and sherve it ash a delicioush pate right now. Jusht one sherving would raishe your blood alcohol content by like 0.3%. It'sh amazing how the catsh multiply while you're bushy drinkin... Now they're on the wallsh! Oh look, one'sh on the sheiling! OOOH LOTSH ARE ON THE CEILING! It'll be fun to reach the end o' thish an find out which of you manipulative monshtersh hash been havin me on thish whole time. I'm guesshing *hiccup* everyone. What were we shaying? Oh right. I wash telling you all how much I like to collect dogsh.
  23. Madagascar
    *clap* Hmm I've run out of alcohol. Better shteal shume more then.
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    *clap*
  25. Madagascar
    Inshtead of indignantly firing off all the reasonsh I've pointed out for why that ish completely wrong sho I can be ignored shum more, I'm jusht goin' to sit back on my biggesht pile of catsh, crack open a new barrel o' mead, and jusht watch thish happen while slowly clapping. *Clap*
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