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ostrichofevil

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  1. Time for the NHRD's first major research project! Topics to discuss: How can the recently identified Shard of Autonomy be turned into baked goods? Who holds the Shard of Metonymy? Means of storing imaginary numbers of potatoes What baked good can AonDor be put into? Side-effects resulting from the consumption of Shardic Soufflé Begin, faithful Research Division!
  2. A small, crystalline spike impaled the potato midair, sending it spinning off into the Dark Alley. "Thank you for the free Investiture!" Maleril winked, then disappeared.
  3. ​Hoid! Is there really any other option?
  4. Simple. All you have to do is give Ruin to me!
  5. Granted. You don't get any sleep, because time is frozen for you. I wish for a tree.
  6. Granted. Ten thousand newbies who have only read The Emperor's Soul join and begin posting their theories on how Shai is a walrus in disguise. I wish for a free copy of Windows 10.
  7. Raoden. While David is good at exploiting the weaknesses of super-powered people, Elantrians don't have any.
  8. Granted. You have no space. I wish for a bowl of quinoa that can holographically play the upcoming Mistborn movie.
  9. Granted. You always want nothing. I wish for a miniature, non-evil Dalek.
  10. I made a short page today about Vin's tomb on the Field of Rebirth. It's my first page, so can other people please take a look (and make major edits)?
  11. Kaladin. (Who else really wants Wayne to win this? )
  12. It seems like Lift has been the featured page for a while, so I think that the featured page should get changed. One idea I have had is Wax, since he's the main character of the recently-released Shadows of Self. Does anyone else have featured page suggestions?
  13. Welcome to 17th Shard! Please accept an Upvote and a fresh cookie, courtesy of the Dark Alley. You may pay 24+(-32.9i) extra if you'd like a Metalmind Muffin, instead.
  14. Syl. I hate how we have really powerful people against each other. The seeding could have been better.
  15. DON'T FORGET THE SOUL. (or we will come and retrieve it. There will be cookies.)
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