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  1. And how come Batman doesn't sing anymore?

    1. Kaymyth

      Kaymyth

      "DARK-NESS!" *bass thump-thump* "NO PARENTS!"

    2. Orlion Blight

      Orlion Blight

      More darkness! Get it? The opposite of light!

  2. "He struts, he strolls! His love is rock and roll, he's a veteran Cosmic Rocker!"

  3. But I'm le tired!

    1. Kaymyth

      Kaymyth

      OK, have a nap. But then FIRE ZE MISSILES!

  4. "Wondering and dreaming, the words had different meanings. Yes, they did!"

  5. The Trial by Franz Kafka is the funniest book I've read in a while. My sides are aching from the laughter!

    1. Zathoth

      Zathoth

      I really need to read some Kafka that is not The Metamorphosis. What has been putting me off his work is that so many of them are unfinished.

    2. Orlion Blight

      Orlion Blight

      Apparently, very few of his works (all short stories) were published in his lifetime. He charged his executor to burn them upon his death, but he refused and published a few of them and handed down the other manuscripts to family who are now in court with Israel, I believe, for who owns them.

      Yeah, it's a mess. The Trial is complete, though.

    3. Zathoth

      Zathoth

      Ive heard, the first time from a gaming magazine if I remember correctly, not that I remember the context at all.

      I could probably forgive them considering how dreamlike they are and dreams never have proper endings anyway.

      Then I need to read The Trial. Probably after Bands.

  6. What is on my mind? I hope it's not spiders. I don't need spiders scuttling on my mind, laying their spider eggs. That would just be so tedious to deal with.

    1. Zathoth

      Zathoth

      Aliens. Right Late Night Television by me for further answers (Shameless self promotion)

    2. Orlion Blight

      Orlion Blight

      Yep, it was alien spider eggs hatching in my mind. Stupid entities that manifest mostly in the fifth dimension, do you know how hard it is to use insecticides in non Euclidean spaces?

  7. "How many times does an angel fall? How many people lie instead of talking tall? He trod on sacred ground, he cried aloud into the crowd, "

  8. There's a long, long trail a-winding Into the land of my dreams, Where the nightingales are singing And a white moon beams.

  9. Sleep, Sleep, I know that I'm only dreaming/ Through closed eyes I see West German skies on the ceiling

  10. That was fun, but it's time to return to a variation of my normal User name.

  11. Those who know fear burn at the Man-Thing's touch!

  12. Do I dare Disturb the universe? In a minute there is time For decisions and revisions which a minute will reverse.

  13. Time is an illusion... nothing exists except empty space and you...and you...are but a thought...

  14. Gather round, children, and I shall reveal unto you a secret! My current avatar is an engraving of Don Quijote going mad with chivalrous literature. It was created by Gustave Doré.

  15. Will Orlion finish reading his massive book on The Spanish Civil War before the end of the year? Will he continue instead to postpone it instead?

  16. It's that time of year, when I encourage people to listen to November Rain by Guns n Roses instead of Christmas music!

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    2. Zathoth

      Zathoth

      That sounds way too awesome, lets just delete it from everyones minds.

      The fact that I have no idea what you are talking about probably show how much I get outside XD

      Christmas has gotten kind of stale anyway, we should reinvent holidays of all kinds, because thats a lot more fun, but going by how consistent I usually am I will just reinvent holidays every year...

    3. Orlion Blight

      Orlion Blight

      You are so lucky, I can not escape that damnation song no matter how...hard... I try...

    4. Zathoth

      Zathoth

      Being a social recluse has its perks then XD

  17. Remember: eating whole wheat bread is more likely to give you cancer than eating white bread. Unless the bread is "organic", than my reasoning does not apply.

    1. ThirdGen

      ThirdGen

      Sometimes you just have to spring for the cancer loaf.

    2. Orlion Blight
  18. That deaf, dumb and blind kid sure plays a mean pinball

  19. "Hell has no fury like a hippo with a machine gun"

    1. Mistrunner

      Mistrunner

      What

      ...I won't even ask

    2. Orlion Blight

      Orlion Blight

      But the question is implied!

      I don't know what movie it's from, but I saw it in an article about bad movie taglines. Another one comes from a horror movie called "Rats" and has the tagline "Hide the cheese"

  20. "For me Eternity is nothing but a short while."

  21. A veces siento al despertar Que el sueño es la realidad

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