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You have no idea.

Don't be. Everything is good, we're just wondering if one will come tonight because reasons.

You should really do that sometime tonight.

I agree. Don't give your upvotes to me! Here, here's a random post of TheSilverDragon's for you all to go upvote: http://www.17thshard.com/forum/topic/20603-the-pack-of-the-cosmere/?p=212028

Also, TheSilverDragon wanted me to post this. We did ransom notes in English class, and this is what he did: EDIT: Sorry it's sideways, I can't fix it.

Voidus, did you see that just there? You just capitalized Compulsion. Go, boy! Go make some more epics!

Welcome! Of course we would love to have you. TwiLyght is the GM, so you can send stuff to her, and you can post your Epics here so we can critique them.

Well, I can teleport around and clean things. My mom is going to love me.

Are you possibly suggesting that Reader is based off of me? How could you? I can't even--ugh. That's it. Kobold, Janine will never love you!

No, of course not! How could you possibly think that? *Discretely removes mind reading hat*

Just give him a minor healing PI.

All things white would be outlawed or controlled by the government.

Timeport's universe must be pretty interesting. Everything is clean and orderly in Mommytopia.

And Timeport, Nighthound, and electro.

It is written

The children were all sound asleep, and Mommy was busy preparing herself for the attack on the Empire of Light. But first, the second squadron of Epics was leaving for the attack on the Dominion. A squadron which, regretfully, included Sidestep. Mommy stood with him as they prepared to leave. At that moment, she almost--almost--wanted to change her mind and attack the Dominion, but her hatred of Lightwards and Nighthound beat out her hatred of Corpsemaker--and her growing feelings for Sidestep. They didn't say anything to each other as he was getting ready. Mommy knew that this might be the last time they'd see each other, and though she'd only known him for a couple hours at the most, she was already starting to have strong feelings towards him. She didn't used to believe in love at first sight, but now.... Sidestep straightened himself. He was ready to go. "Well, uh," he started awkwardly. Mommy smiled. He's so cute when he's awkward. "I guess it's time for me to go. They're probably waiting for me." However, he didn't leave quite yet. "You're not nearly ready, Side," she said, smirking. "Your outfit is horrendously dirty!" Stepping up right in front of him, she blinked at each piece of his clothing, making each one look clean and spiffy. "There we go," she said, looking back up at his eyes. He smiled. Oh, his eyes were so beautiful when he smiled. Suddenly, Mommy realized how close they were. Her heart started thundering in her chest, so loud that she couldn't believe that he didn't hear it. Calamity, they were so close! One more half-step and they'd be pressing right up against each other. The speaker blared with an announcement. "All Epics for the attack on the Dominion report to the front office. Repeat, all Epics for the attack on the Dominion report to the front office." Neither of them moved. After what seemed like a half hour--but was probably only seconds--Sidestep finally spoke. "I should, uh, probably go. I...goodbye." He started to move away. Blood pounding in her ears, Mommy made a snap decision. "Not yet you aren't." She leaned forward, and-- Electric. It was only a few seconds, but it was the best few seconds of Mommy's life. Reluctantly, their lips parted, and Mommy whispered, "Go get 'em, Side." Awkwardly, Sidestep backed away and nodded. He took a moment to collect himself, then rushed to the door. Mommy's eyes followed him as he left, and, right as he left the room, he turned around and smiled sweetly at her. She smiled back, and he ran to the front office, shutting the door behind him.

Sounds good. Want to collab or just have me write a post?

Is Chicago Joe ever going to get another viewpoint?

QUOTA!!! He just made me accidentally downvote this post. Sorry winter!! I got around him, though. I upvoted two other posts.

I think it's about time for Timeport to resurrect.

Kobold and I discussed that he was going to bring Backtrack back in at this very moment, so you could either go before him or after, you might want to talk to him.

Kobold, you're up.

Edgerunner’s face was priceless. Her features contorted into something almost monstrous. Her fists clenched and unclenched, and Reader could feel the rage boiling up inside of her. “Meanie? A meanie? He was a son of a slontze you sparking idiot!” Smiling, Reader-- SLAP! Pain flashed across Reader’s entire face. He stumbled backwards, just barely managing to stay upright; tears welling up at the edges of his eyes. And his nose--Calamity, his nose! Edgerunner pulled her hand back, her blazing eyes not leaving his. Reader opened his mouth up to yell at her, when suddenly, she smirked and Reader’s legs went cold. His pants crumpled down around his feet, and, against his command, his face went bright red. Emma leaned over him as he reached down, scrambling to pick up his trousers. “Never bring that up again.” Reader froze. Pure rage and hatred built up in his chest. Oh, Calamity how he wished for some offensive powers so he could kill Emma and everyone who had ever decided to “repay” him, and finally destroy this useless tow-- A voice spoke in his head, instantly quieting his emotions. Calm. You know what to do. Suddenly calm, Reader pulled up his pants and glared at the back of Emma’s head. “Idiot?” he whispered. Emma turned around. “You’re the idiot,” he said, his voice getting louder with each word. “I know everything. I know things about you you don’t even know about yourself. I know all of your secrets, little Emma, and you will never know mine. You can break my body, but you will never break my mind like I can yours.” He looked around the crowd, contempt wafting off of him in waves. Everything was silent, but most of them were still smiling. “Smiling, are you? Smiling at my pain? Smiling at my loss of dignity? You all smile, when you should be grovelling at my feet. If I wasn’t standing here right now, you’d all be dead! If I hadn’t switched over to Vondra’s side, if I hadn’t told Remington Springfield Koschei’s weakness, you’d all be dead or enslaved to Koschei the Deathless. Without my sacrifice, he’d still be here! How dare you smile at my pain, when you owe me your lives.”