TwiLyghtSansSparkles

Still figuring the optimum pairings. You can't rush art! (Also, it's easier to use spoiler tags on my laptop than on my phone,)

I'm thinking about changing my title from "Future Companion" to "I Ship It!" What say you all?

Scorch followed CorpseMaker to the armory with no small degree of trepidation. The Commander and Jetstream weren't some minor Epics who had gotten lucky. His side ached almost reflexively at the thought of being lifted, carried, spun and tossed like a wadded up piece of paper-- One glance from CorpseMaker and Jetstream fell to the ground. Scorch grinned at his orders. "No problem, boss." ----------------------------- No sooner had Nathan posed the question than he had his answer. A sports car, covered from bumper to bumper with spikes, roared to life and charged. No driver. No warning. Just a spiky car moving toward them like it had a will of its own. Funtimes snapped her fingers, but the car did not change. "What--" He squeezed her hand, and they were at the museum entrance. "--was that?" "I think it was the first," he said, pointing. A sedan, similarly armored, charged the door.

Be prepaaaaaarrrred!

I know I've complained about the one upvote per post limit before, but it's really starting to bum me out.

Now the song will never leave my head. Especially when Nighthound hears what you said.

Oh! Well, in that case…. Doctor Funtimes is definitely Friend Like Me. Nighthound, I can't decide. Is he more Gaston or Oogie Boogie's Song? Lightwards, there's no question. His song is obviously Be Prepared. Purple Phoenix is another one that's giving me trouble. I think his human side's song is I'll Make a Man Out of You, but it could just as easily be Strangers Like Me.

I'm good with Edgedancer controlling the NPCs. Aaaannnnnd now I'm thinking up Disney songs to go with the characters. I need help.

I was going to abstain from shipping for a while…..but what the heck? Life's too short to not ship the crazy guy! Just let me think of some good ships…. And in the meantime, enjoy what's in the spoiler.

His mistake. His terrible, tragic mistake. I solemnly swear that I will not ship it. I solemnly swear that I will not ship it. I solemnly swear that I will not ship it. I solemnly swear that I will not ship it. I solemnly swear that I will not ship it. I solemnly swear that I will not ship it. I solemnly swear that I will not ship it. I solemnly swear that I will not ship it. I solemnly swear that I will not ship it.

Exactly like any other guild, but 20% cooler.

'Tis all right. I don't mind. Just one small thing I noticed: ​Thomas Cardinal was a brony? Or knew one? I doubt it. The pure force of friendship would have saved him from Calamity's influence years ago.

I think the original term for them was "cannon fodder," but "NPC" is a little more PC.

I would say so.

Well, that too.

I've never seen Trigun, but I up voted you both for the awesome ponies. Because they're awesome.

And maybe someday I'll find an apology sufficient for making you ponder them. It is a good and noble destiny. A high-calorie, high-sodium, high-fat and high-carb destiny, but a noble destiny all the same.

You cannot "defuse" the madness! You can only submit to it! JOIN THE SHIPPERS RESISTANCE IS FUTILE BY THE WAY, WE LIKE THE BIG AL PONY

Ahem. Have fun on your camping trip, Joe.

Um…uh….. LOOK! MOBIUSWARDS SHIPPING! Apologize, a Mobiuswards story:

I like her; she just creeps me out. Me likey! I'm somewhat offended that the first thing you thought I'd do is ship her and Lucentia. Well, it's not. As you can plainly see, the first thing I did was complain about your assumption. To Infinity and Beyond, a Lucentius story:

Edgedancer, we need to talk. You said Lucentia would be less creepy than her brother. Less creepy. Not more. Not the same level. Less. Creepy. By the Lord Ruler, are you trying to give me nightmares?

Since it is apparently the destiny of all in-game Epics to be ponified, here is a Hotwire pony. As for the ponies, Voidus….we're not quite sure either. All we really know for sure is that Kobold started it.