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Also, Koschei's first viewpoint scene is reworked and ready to go whenever Backtrack is sent to The Dalles.

Done. Reaction added.

While you consider ways to keep him from dying, I'll add a reaction to Lucentia so she doesn't feel ignored.

I think we should thank her for the last one, at least. That wallpaper was ugly.

I'll add a bit about Lucentia later. I just needed to get their reactions to Sightline's question down.

I'll have Funtimes answer real quick. Edit: Done. I almost added a super honey-badger-like line for Remington at the end, but I figured that might push Lightwards too far and actually shoot him. He wants to live to see this meeting, after all.

Me during most of that story: Me at the ending:

Remember your studies, Kobold. As the great philosopher Vizzini once said , in your studying you must have learned that man is mortal, which means that Nighthound will not live to plague laundromats forever.

There are a few words to make it more pleasant, you know.

Typical Lucentia—sending out a lackey to do her dirty work. Voidgaze proves herself to be this RP's Fluttershy by being nice to customer service. And I'm guessing Nighthound's trip to the store would be too terrifying for mortal vision? (I used the smiley to make it look like I'm kidding, but I'm not. Any story about Nighthound where he doesn't get his Cocoa Puffs would probably break forum regulations. )

Yes. Yes, he is. I shall wait like this: (Her viewpoint was giving me fits for so long that I decided to practice here and make it a bonus feature to see if I'd have any luck introducing it in the main show. )

Doctor Funtimes Nathan Remington

You mean….nightmare month?

I saw your shout-out at the end of your last post. Me likey. Well, in the words of a wise old wizard, "Do not dare not to dare." And for extra kicks and giggles, let's say it was the one person they could not stand who had taken all the washing machines.

Agreed. Dare I ask what the various members of our cast would do if they arrived at the laundromat, only to find that one person was using all the washing machines?

"Hello, Newcagoans. Look at your ruler. Now look at me. Now back at your ruler. Now back to me. Sadly, he isn't me. He's wearing a cape. I don't need a cape. I could be wearing anything you want me to wear. Now I'm wearing a robe. But why would I wear a robe? That's silly, like something your ruler would wear. Now he's wearing a robe while I'm wearing a fetching tuxedo. Anything is possible when your ruler is an illusionist. Now I'm on a unicorn, because who needs a horse when you have a unicorn?"

Nothing survives the Murphy. Not sidewalks, not belt buckles, not anything.

But he killed all of the people they would have ruled. I doubt they'd want to.

Wait….with everyone in the world dead, how can CorpseMaker find anyone to make him Cocoa Puffs? Seriousness: She's pretty scary, so yes. But you know the saying "No plan survives the battlefield"? I have a feeling that will come into play.

Patience, young Padawan. All in due time. I aim to please. And for bouts of laughter at the worst possible times. Yes. Do this we must.

Thanks! It's the creepiest of OTPs. Yes. Make him suffer for our amusement, Kobold! (Wow. That came out wrong. ) Thanks! Also, what would my characters do if they got to Walmart and found a distressing lack of Cocoa Puffs? Nathan Doctor Funtimes Remington Koschei

Also, I just realized that Koschei has one canon appearance, two lines of dialogue, and an incomplete bio to his name, and he's already being shipped. In the words of Remington Springfield, I've got very mixed feelings about this.

WHY CAN I NOT GIVE THIS A MILLION UPVOTES QUOTA YOU SLONTZE

Are you SURE I can't ship Lightwards and Möbius? They share a deep and abiding love of disproportionate retribution. Must answer question for own characters....will do so when I have access to a computer and more than two minutes to type it up.