TwiLyghtSansSparkles
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Godlike power can be a burden sometimes. There's only so much internet surfing a you can do before you grow bored. Terribly bored. And honestly, I don't understand it. What is the point of the ability to vanquish cities if you can't do whatever you want? There. It's decided. I will do whatever I want tonight. I will eat pizza and watch Big Hero 6.
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You know, I'm co-leading a kids' program at the library where I'm interning. Today, I got to talking with the other leader. We'd both worked at public schools, you see, and we were both frustrated with the state of drug prevention programs. Essentially, we both believe it counterproductive. "When you see a sign that says 'Keep off the grass,' what do you want to do?" she asked. "I'm going to walk on the grass," I told her. "And if I tell you not to cross that line?" "I'm crossing the line." So, Kobold, what were you saying about not enjoying the heat?
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Whaaaat? C'mon, it's February. Do you really think it's sunny enough to get that much energy in the middle of winter? Relax; everything's going to be fine.* *All answers are based on average sunlight duration and intensity levels in the Yukon province of Canada. TwiLyghtSansSparkles is not responsible for the subject of her avatar suddenly relocating to Arizona, nor is she required to report this incredibly relevant and helpful fact.
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Till the seven plagues of the seven angels are completed. (Which will be around 6 PM tomorrow. )
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And I looked, and I beheld an angel; and in his right hand was a black pug, and in his left hand was a... ….wait, that's not how the verse goes? Huh. Must be one of those new translations.
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Having a Bad Day? Stop here for a Good Rant!
TwiLyghtSansSparkles replied to traceria's topic in General Discussion
I'm really growing to hate the word "favor." It doesn't mean "Could you do something that isn't required, but that would help me out a lot if you did?" In my experience, it means "Do this thing that will impose on your time and your schedule, and even though I'm calling it a favor, if you don't do it you'll earn a lecture about how self-centered you are." -
And I looked, and behold, a white horse. He who sat on it has a bow; and a crown was given to him; and he went out conquering and to conquer.
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Show me the pugs or the dare remains forever hypothetical.
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If you're worried about facing the world as the most horrifyingly homicidal pony in existence, I could always outdo you and use the Obliteration pony as my avatar. .... On second thought, I'm much happier posting as Doctor Funtimes. I like the Doctor Whooves avatar, by the way.
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Blah blah blah, YOUR needs. I'll post it....eventually...
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Nick Cage as everyone.
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So long as Electro is voted "Most Likely to be Murdered by an Angry Vanilla who is Upsetting the Status Quo" alongside him.
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Does this prof have vaguely worded and overly complicated assignments, or am I just reading everything wrong and not doing enough work? I can't tell.
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No Epic would want to conquer a dry, hot region where the only plants for miles around are cacti and even most of the animals and insects want to kill you, just like no person in their right mind would want to live here, much less build a city that houses over a million families and retirees-- OH WAIT.
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Upgrade helped him travel far enough into the past to make it look like the platypus had been here for millions of years.
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Not nearly as ominous as the time Nighthound drove up to the McDonald's window and said "I'd like an order of fries and a Big Mac with cheese. Super Size me."
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Timeport did something decent after all.
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I don't know whether to be extremely disturbed....or if I secretly want to see this.
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I give up. I'll just post from my laptop, which is not anti-fun. UNLIKE PHONITA, WHO IS A RIDCULOUS PHONEY!
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But first, here is what may have been going through the Metal's head as he tried to come up with just the right thing to say. Edit: OKAY PHONE! YOU WIN, PHONE! BE ANTI-FUN! SEE IF I CARE! MAYBE I'LL TRADE YOU IN FOR A MODEL THAT DOESN'T HATE HAPPINESS!
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Is there a master of this art I may learn from?
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Curse you, phone, and your inability to let me post it.
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I'm suddenly glad I'm on my phone and unable to post pictures. Now I'm not as tempted to post a pic of the Thing shouting "IT'S CLOBBERIN TIME" and label it "The Metal with Brightdeath."
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Your crimes are legion, Lucentia.
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Did you know? Cutting self-pity out of your schedule frees up quite a lot of time for other activities, like complaining about others and stealing cupcakes!
