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@Cash67 "I…I put the old grape juice in a wineskin as a joke, but now people are buying them like that. Should I say something? I feel like I should say something." 

@Slowswift

@Thaidakar the Ghostblood The Stormfather needs someone who can beat him at his own grumpy game. 

The Sibling needed a mom friend. 

The Nightwatcher needs someone who won't let her hyperactive antics get in the way of cooking gourmet meals, so….I guess that means Gordon Ramsay will become a Radiant in the next book? 

@SmilingPanda19 Sure, but in my opinion, being a Karen and being cool are usually mutually exclusive. It's not impossible for a Karen to be cool as a hobby, but she's gonna have to be Hoid-on-a-Ryshadium-worldhopping-over-to-Earth-with-Lopen-so-he-can-make-rude-gestures-to-the-evil-Librarians-with-his-other-hand cool for her coolness to overwhelm her Karen-ness by even the slightest degree. 

I work in customer service. Karens are my mortal enemy. Mortal enemies must work ten times as hard to earn any measure of coolness. 

In the words of Ivory, this is. 

@Thaidakar the Ghostblood ….potentially. I still haven't finished RoW and I've just gotten a hint of her tragic backstory, which humanized (singerized?) her a bit, but she's such a Karen that her coolness is still a potential thing at this point. 

Leshwi, on the other hand. I do like Leshwi. 

If there's a song about how a man's truck leaves him, then it follows that there would be a sequel song where the truck's rebound driver starts slamming the brakes and leaving fast-food wrappers on the floor, leading the car to leave him as well, realizing that while her relationship with the first guy wasn't perfect, it was full of love and that's what matters. 

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I personally like the way the Strange Planet TV show did it. Characters say "Oh my Lorb" and "Oh Rorb," which sounds blasphemous, but it turns out the planet the series takes place on is orbited by two moons, Left Orb (Lorb) and Right Orb (Rorb). 

Coco is extraordinarily colorful, but I can't decide if its colorfulness matches that of Tangled, or if it just seems more colorful because so much of the action happens at night, in the Land of the Dead, where all of the bright colors are emphasized by contrast to the blacks and grays of the background. Tangled, by comparison, takes place mostly during the day, so all of the colors in the world are bright and clear. 

But even with that said, I feel like the comparison is kind of moot because both movies are colorful in different ways, and equally a feast for the eyes. And they're both colorful movies with extremely dark stories, told with fast pacing and quick jokes. For the kids! 

Frozen: In this household, we exist in shades of blue, grey, white, and brown. You may have a little green and magenta, as a treat. 

Tangled: Hey, kid. You like colors? You do? Well, we made a movie with ALL THE COLORS THERE ARE, including some shades that can only be seen by bees, art students, and mantis shrimp! 

Not what I expected, but it's nice. 

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Nope. I never watched the first one, but I had no trouble understanding what was going on in the second. It includes at least one character from the first, but she's reintroduced pretty efficiently and her relevant history with Puss is explained, so there's no need to go back and see what you missed. The story that's told is self-contained enough that there might not even be much need to watch any of the original Shrek movies, come to think of it. 

@Slowswift It should be. Not only is it beautifully animated with brilliantly choreographed fight scenes and a style that breaks through the generic Disney-Pixar CGI that's become so common, it's extremely well-written, surprisingly deep, and with not just one, but three perfectly executed villains. 

Full agreement, but Puss in Boots: The Last Wish is also qualified to sit at that lofty peak with the Spiderverse films. Partly because it was heartening to see DreamWorks going back to their roots by sticking it to Disney once again. 

The elusive Twi is drawn to all forms of music, particularly those that can be sung loudly in the car. Country Roads seems to be a song that draws this strange creature, but this species has been known to respond enthusiastically to emo music produced between the years 2001 and 2012.* 

*Read in your finest David Attenborough voice for best results. 

Happy belated birthday! 

When you right, you right. 

But if you can't wait 20 minutes for your peanut butter to thaw enough for you to spread it on your toast, Skippy Natural is a good alternative. 

how did you SEE

Rap isn't really my jam, but this sure is. 

Depriving a man of the right to assemble a cabinet is like telling a baker that their cake-baking services are needed, and then showing them to a countertop with a box of cake mix that's already been mixed in the bowl. 

It's inhumane, I tell ya. 

If you go alone, you won't look like a lonely weeb. You'll look like someone who wants to see a movie and is perfectly confident seeing it without companionship. 

It's all in the perception. 

It tastes wetter than regular water. Which sounds weird until you try it and realize it's true. 

It's even more incredible when you consider that they managed to squeeze in episodes of a show about war, genocide, cultural self-destruction and forgiveness of the unforgivable between reruns of SpongeBob SquarePants.