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    One of my cats likes Cheetos. Or rather, she likes licking the cheese-flavored dust off of Cheetos.
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    When I am depressed I generally find animal company preferable to human company. Fortunately I have a lot of cats--over a dozen. And while some of them don't seem very interested in humans most of the time, a couple of these cats are remarkably affectionate, and actually seem to seek out people or other cats in some kind of distress. I find them to be very comforting presences.
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    I would only guess that the goal is to "Save the Citizen".
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    I didn't draw it, but I can certainly sympathize with it.
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    Pictured: me with some lucky guy who's going to the San Diego Comic Con. Or rather, someone who was PLANNING on going to the San Diego Comic Con.
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    I'd read Mistborn, Elantris, Warbreaker, and The Way of Kings. I was pretty psyched about that "Brandon Sanderson" fellow, so I took a look at the Coppermind wiki. I saw a word which flabbergasted me. A word that seemed to have ties to the Stormlight Archive, yet was used as a sweeping term for entire planets. One simple, compound word. That word was "Shardworld."
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    Doesn't matter. Destroyed evil.
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    Never have I felt such envy for another man's apartment. Good for you, mate.
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    Felurian is the Cognitive idea of a sex scene made flesh. I'm afraid I'm not familiar with any clean fantasy books besides the ones others have mentioned. Sorry.
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    "And as he climbed down the stairs into the basement, he got a whiff of strong perfume!" "Gasp!"
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    One of the many services the 17th Shard provides.
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    Under your bed. Shin assassins always hide under your bed. Steel Inquisitors, on the other hand, are very much on the closet end of the nocturnal monster spectrum.
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    My guess would be that the chasmfiend simply chose not to suck out her Stormlight. Eventually Brandon Sanderson will have one pull out this trick at the absolute worst possible time, nearly causing the death of a major protagonist and slaughtering dozens of side characters.
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    It's funny how for 17th Sharders, the word "social" means "crazy meme wars everywhere".
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    When you laugh at other people's jokes and tell them "Upvote."
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    Cosplay Shards

    Kobold King commented on Thuvia's gallery image in Cosplay Photos

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    This is amazing! Any particular reason you chose the Order of the Dustbringers, aside from their postulated awesomeness?
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    Cause dramatic plot developments. "Sorry Mr. Awakener, but I'm a little rusty at it." "I would, but I don't see the point." "What do you get if you Awakened Mjolinir into a sapient entity? A Type Thor BioChromatic Entity."
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    I'm picturing the entire Stormlight Archive culminating in a Pokemon-esque battle between Rysn and her chasmfiend versus Odium's champion with a thunderclast. And it is awesome. More to the point, this is an intriguing theory which warrants looking into. After all, after two books set predominantly on the Shattered Plains we still don't know much about the reproductive cycle of Chasmfiends.
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    How come I never got a sword? *^ (Hasn't gotten a sword because he's an enemy of the crown) ^*
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    Oh. Oops. If it helps, what I mentioned isn't specifically from a Cosmere novel as much as it is from the glossary of terms at the end of a Cosmere novel.
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    I'm not sure if this was still under debate, but the number's not in bold text so... 1900 is definitely the boundary for Tarachin Superstar.
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