Kobold King

Well he had just died and resurrected. My headcanon is that in the whirling psychological state that accompanies every resurrection, he latches on to random elements of his environment and focuses on them. Funtimes stuck the hat on his head scarcely five minutes after Quickslide killed him, making it the perfect candidate for his random impulses to kick in and make him grow subconsciously attached to it. He still thinks of the biggest male Allosaurus as "Vincenzo," too.

That is why he wears it. Which is also why he shouldn't wear it. It's a very circular conundrum.

Epic name: Sam Trattner. Power: Immunity to anything she is capable of ignoring. Weakness: Doctor Funtimes, because nobody can ignore Doctor Funtimes. (Still trying to fit together the next Oregon post.)

I guess we should start a flame war, then? Ahem, "YOUR POLITICIAN OF CHOICE STINKS!"

You had me at "infinite Sausage McMuffins." Uh, I mean, true love?

Voidgaze/Al is seriously the most adorable possible ship in the RP. I would wager that that no more adorbs creation could be created, even with years of randomly shuffling couples together. I've got a composition book and a pencil in the bunker. We could continue the RP in there while we wait out the apocalypse.

Great, now I feel pressure to come up with something awesome. The way I've gotten it written in my head at the moment, he runs into Sam and Revolution first but gets distracted by Funtimes before he feels the need to politely murder them. (Glad you like Aldo. He's one of the funner viewpoints to write. )

Best. Bunkermate. Ever.

* looks forlornly at a can of garlic spam * Trade you the laptop for some soup?

They will be gone, but only because the Babaji will start going door to door to each of our houses. I want the world's best security system.

It's dark, cramped, dripping, and I only have food stores for about a week. But on the other hand, maybe chivalry and compassion will turn out to be an Epic weakness. Come on in, but bring your own spam. And I call dibs on the only laptop.

WHAT IS THIS NIGHTMARE I HAVE CREATED? I'LL BE IN MY BUNKER

o.0 0.o 0.0 ...Not sure if I should be laughing hysterically at the coincidence, or urging you to hasten your departure from the state. Wait. This is the same part of the country where you saw the Möbius bumper sticker on a car? Run away, TwiLyght. Run and never look back.

Elhokar's lookin' for paranoia in all the wrong places.

"Rita 'Voidgaze' Blue, Epic of Oregon, wore white on the day she was to kill a king. And when she did her errands. And when she lounged around indoors. She pretty much wore white all the time."

"Three grand? Nah. I think I'll just tell Funtimes how fun the word 'alterlater' is to say. She'll cover the town in 'em."

Alterlater?

The binder looks like this, right? I decree that there aren't enough Altermind ships. With his "looks," charismatic personality, and seat of power, he should be the center of romantic intrigue. And yet, he is conspicuously absent from the halls of our celebrated ships. WHY IS THIS

I think this RP needs buckets and buckets of romance to offset the buckets and buckets of chaos and destruction that is to come. ...or maybe the rampant shipping is just getting to me. That, and I've carried a lot of buckets here lately...

I get the feeling there'll be a lot of ":O" smilies sprinkled within the average RP post here.

Summoner is a pretty awesome name. As for Panacea and StrongSteel?

Charming. Two minutes with Darkest Hour, and my complicated love-hate relationship with salsa will be put up for all to see.

Oooh, more Epic shipping! I love Summoner. Maybe Nether, as a sort of reference to his empty pocket universe?

Cool--I like him! And by "like," I of course mean that I'll stop at nothing to have him beaten to death with a blunt object in the RP itself. Nothing personal.

I thought as much. He'll probably swallow his pride and start praising Funtimes' handiwork in front of them. (Though there's no stopping him from 'casually mentioning' that it was his idea, I'm afraid.) Cosmere cat names for the win. I'm still waiting for the cat awesome enough to earn the name "Wit."