Kobold King
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I have several cats named after Cosmere characters--Blackthorn and Jasnah come to mind immediately. Of late, however, little Jasnah's prone to very un-princesslike behavior. She was allowed to spend the night indoors for the first time after being spayed, but soon abused the privilege by keeping the house awake with her raucous habit of running along bookshelves and knocking knick-knacks across the floor. She's even taken to biting people's feet in the middle of the night, lending her the nickname of "Jasnah Toe-bane." She's generally a sweet cat, though. She's sitting in my lap purring up a storm as I write this.
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That makes sense to me. It should be useful for future communications. As long as Funtimes doesn't get a chance to steal the phone and change Altermind's ringtone. That can only turn out badly.
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I'm going to be disappointed if Lightwards doesn't have a sobbing heart-to-heart talk with Remington at least once in the RP. Oh! I just want to pinch her horsey little cheeks!
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Nice work. Looking forward to your first animation update, by the way. Probably. Saying such a thing would hurt poor little Eldubs' feelings. Better yet, post his create code here. Then everyone can make their own comics of him disapproving of literally everyone in the RP, and then some.
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Poor Lightwards. Even Nighthound has more willing followers. The Moral Guardian pony is awesome. I can feel the disapproval wafting off of him.
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Thanks for the suggestions everybody. Upvotes all around. That show is brilliant. If I had a nickel for every time I mimicked Oscar Leroy, I could pay the salaries of every jackchull in the state.
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And it's all thanks to Oregon's most powerful High Epic, the Moral Guardian. With a snap of his fingers all objectionable content within a thousand-mile radius is magically censored. Drugs disappear from their dealer's basements. Acts of violence result only in mild bruises or spontaneously appearing bandaged spots. Couples become physically incapable of showing affection beyond an occasional peck on the cheek. And as for Nighthound... it is said that Michael Jager will be the least lamented casualty of the Moral Guardian's tyranny.
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For one terrible moment, I thought this thread was being invaded by spambots.
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Adventures in Edassa Information Thread (RP Ongoing!)
Kobold King replied to Seonid's topic in Inactive RPs
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Adventures in Edassa Information Thread (RP Ongoing!)
Kobold King replied to Seonid's topic in Inactive RPs
That pony is awesome. (Next on the list: shipping. ) So who's going next? Is there going to be a fight at the prison? -
'Twas a joyous day when Nighthound died. ^ the only known sentence made more palatable by the addition of the word "Nighthound." ^
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Wow. That would be an ambitious but awesome project! Do you have any concept art you could show us? Have you done any other work with animation; if so, could you perhaps link to it and show us what to expect from your animation? On the bright side, the ending scene of the movie would be the biggest, most fiery, most spectacular explosion in the history of cinema. It's a sad day indeed when Nighthound's first guess is the closest to the truth.
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That'll definitely tick him off. Though he still harbors hopes that he can convince Funtimes to help him create an immense raptor army, as she's demonstrably capable of creating living things. If she could create dead raptors out of things like lawn chairs or sidewalks or watering cans... Portland will be in trouble. As a side effect of our shipping, it took me way longer than it should have to realize Underwear Revolution wasn't a ship.
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There's a pretty solid chance of one or more dying. The raptors are faster and stronger than humans, but even they can't really hold their own against combat-oriented Epics. Dare I ask why you ask? She could always come in a blimp with his face painted on the sides. Perhaps the greatest consequence of the scandal was the Underwear Revelation. As it turns out Funtimes' underwear glitters (which no one found surprising) and that Lightwards' was printed with cartoon dinosaur pictures (which similarly surprised no one.) Lightwards' repeated insistence that Funtimes must have changed his boxers largely fell on deaf ears.
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Lightwards is pretty much just testing the limits of what he can do around her without being tar-and-feathered. Most of his cruelties have some sort of strategy behind them; he'll be watching her to see what sort of retaliation she comes up with. I presume it will be a glittery helicopter? With smiley faces plastered over every square inch of it? They wake up in bed together, which severely alarms them both until Nathan explains they'd passed out while having a hold-your-breath-while-jumping-on-the-bed-in-your-underwear-contest. It was all over the Thoughttown Gazette the next day.
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Until we get to see Doctor Drunktimes. That seems sensible. I guess it's mostly a meeting for the diffusion of information. Once more permanent forts and military arrangements have been established, Lightwards and Altermind can meet more frequently for discussing on-the-fly strategy.
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I hope so.
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Well how 'bout that. This RP has a medieval period. Bonus karma points if Mrs. Trattner bakes the cupcake and Funtimes "upgrades" it.
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Personally I feel both proud and lucky. Not only is my character universally considered despicable (the second mention after Nighthound, in fact), I'm also able to give him as many karmic deaths as I want.
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It's good to see an additional Nighthound reference on the list. Like many others I was concerned at the relative glossing-over of his crimes last time you made this list.
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While many Oregon Epics Would Hurt a Child... very few have. Just promise me Miner and Ironmonger will never meet Nighthound. Or if they do, it will only be to bury him under a mountain of steel.
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I suppose we can give the song to Vondra then. Backtrack can take Mulan's place and be the wimpy guy in the training. That... that was awful. Not the writing, the writing and storyline was awesome. But Ironmonger and Miner are going on the "And Then They Died" list for this.
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Words of Radiance spoilers:
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I swear, these headlines get more nutty every day.
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"Article penned by guest correspondent Dust."
