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  1. Kobold King
    Hey guys, I did us all a favor and ponified a new Epic from Calamity. No need to thank me. Pretty huge spoilers ahead. Do not proceed until you've read the book, no matter how much you think this won't spoil anything for you.
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    Diary. Like Tom Riddle's.
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    Motion to make CarolaDavar Oregon's official Princess of Ponifying.
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    Lockhart approved. In other news, it's my new headcanon that Batman: The Animated Series takes place in the alternate dimension of the Cybermen seen in Doctor Who. My evidence? The Batman intro is filled with blimps and John Lumic is a villain of Gotham dramatics if I ever saw one.
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    Searches for Sasquatch? Fits Lockhart's theme a little better.
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    ...Hold on a minute, is this In Search of Sasquatch by Kelly Milner Halls? Because I read the kid's introduction to cryptozoology she wrote as a kid and loved it.
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    You're writing a Potterverse fic, right? Why not make it a book that Gilderoy Lockhart writes?
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    I have a copy of Cryptozoology A to Z in my lap right now.
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    I'm a complex subject. The joke works on many levels. Oh, and Twi. The Skunk Ape is a subspecies of Sasquatch said to live in the swamps of Florida. Mothman is a bizarre winged creature with glowing eyes reported in the Point Pleasant area of West Virginia. Also globsters. Good luck.
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    Well I am less likely to be in the room if everyone in it has their cellphone out, so yeah. You hit the nail on the head.
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    At least as much as the Loch Ness Monster.
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    There's also the Lake Champlain monster, which goes by the nickname "Champ" and is sort of America's Nessie. And another lake cryptid is the Beast of 'Busco, a rumored giant turtle in Indiana that the locals have affectionately nicknamed "Oscar."
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    The Onza, the Shunka Warakin, and the Melonheads might all be helpful to you.
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    Nah. In real life I'm the cool cousin. (Or at least, no one's specifically told me I'm not so I'm going to go with the conception of myself that most inflates my own ego.)
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    Can I be someone's weird cousin with slightly crazy eyes that no one likes to talk to at the family picnic?
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    But there's no sense crying over every mistake! You just keep on trying till you run out of cake!
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    Aperture Science: we do what we must, because we can.
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    Oh. Missed that part. Ignore me and carry on.
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    Whoah, I just thought of something. We know Obliteration has a cooldown for his teleportation, one which was apparently removed in Firefight. We as the readers are lead to assume that his powers themselves have been altered. How do we know he wasn't just using the motivator tech based on his flesh underneath his jacket?
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    To meme, or not to meme. That is the question. (The answer of course is yes. Always meme.)
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    That is incredimazible. 100% Kobold approved.
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    And then look at Sauron strutting around battlefields like he's omnipotent. That helmet does not look like it would stop a good sniper from taking him out.
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    If there's competition for her time she can skip me. Remington Springfield: dealing death to antagonists in a fraction of the time the canon protagonists did since 2015.
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    "Squeak squeak!" "Ah! The Lord of the Rats caught up with me! MV, we've got to change our names and move to another state!" You didn't say he had to be human for the conversation. I'm the one people shipped her with, right? Tell her to draw Lightwards. For us.
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