Kobold King
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Makes sense to me. ...Wait. Is it too late to call dibs on the "Deputy GM" title in The Dalles?
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Will you still be GM over Astoria, Twi, or will Edgedancer be filling that role?
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Hark! Look to this post's left. I've moved up in rank.
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Can I change my member title to "Chief Aide to Lady Darthina Glitterstein"?
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Or a Sith Epic. If it works for Cheddar Chancellor then it can work for you. Good.
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Yes. Let the power course through your veins. Let it consume you. (Just for the record, I wasn't accusing you of anything shady or totalitarian. I was just curious about things that are none of my business. )
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You Aussies. I don't know how you survive in a land of funnel web spiders and saltwater crocodiles and platypuses. ? What posts?
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Culture in the Cosmere
Kobold King replied to Sirce Luckwielder's topic in General Brandon Discussion
I read this topic as "Cthulhu in the Cosmere" at first. But on that note, there may very well be a "Yelig-nar Mythos" in the Cosmere, featuring such groundbreaking stories as "The Call of Re-Sephir," "Dai-gonarthis," "The Cremlings in the Wall," and "The Dream Question of Unknown Shadesmar." -
Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)
Kobold King replied to killersquirrel59's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Granted. You have a piece of cake, but cannot eat it too. I wish for the ability to write beautiful RP posts in the blink of an eye. -
Cool. I've gotta do a few things, but I'll try to write Vanilla Sabotage and Backtack scenes when I get finished.
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Can it be assumed that Traveler will 'port them all to Tillamook without incident, then?
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Quota's ultimate Kick the Dog moment is keeping me from upvoting that post. It was as awesome as the first! Twi, do you think I should write a Sam/Revolution PoV now, or after they've been teleported?
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Either the Cactus Faeries are not indigenous to Arizona, or else you were somehow pleasing to them. There are no other explanations.
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Here in Texas we believe firmly in the Cactus Faeries. Angered by some primordial sin that no human can remember, they are responsible for the strange and inexplicable thorns that show up in your body. On the soles of your feet when you've been wearing boots all day. On your hands and wrists when you've been indoors all day. On your chest. On your stomach. On your thighs. Once there was even one on my back. Cactus Faeries are evil.
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The part of me that despises Quota and the part of me that knows that no mortal being should suffer total cactus immersion are warring.
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Hey, that sounds exactly like What Happened in Texas! We should merge the two. Perhaps a whole "What Happened in the Southwest" RP?
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What if reincarnation was a natural process, like the lives of stars or the water cycle? What if it could be controlled? What if a war was fought to control it? What would that war look like?
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I wouldn't say that a prey animal is inherently more miserable than a human being--one could argue that animals like water buffalos, spending their lives wallowing in cool mud in the company of their family and buffalo friends, live highly luxurious lives despite the risk of predation. In order to accurately mete out punishments and rewards, a reincarnation-governing organization would first need to conduct a few spiritualist surveys of which past lives people considered to be their best.
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Well, as a general rule wild animals like rabbits don't stray into human residential areas unless they're already hungry and desperate for food. So the bunnies you see in your yard are probably the equivalent of homeless or poverty-stricken bunnies, and are thus not good examples of the average rabbit's quality of life.
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I'm embarrassed to say that I left the tab open as I went outside for a brief nature walk with the family. I've done nothing productive Shard-wise. Demands, demands, gotta think of a demand... Oh wait. Edgedancer already released my weapon. Darn. I was going to demand a new adorable Protector Pug PoV, but now... is it too late to ask nicely for one? EDIT: YAY DOUBLE EDIT:
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Muahahaha! I found the link to the Disco Ending, after many strange uses of the forum's search feature! Comply with my terrorist demands, Gamemaster, or I shall post the link to this thread! ...Note to self. Come up with some good terrorist demands.
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Thanks Twi. I needed that. Actually, if we wanted a true triumph of feminism, we could have Möbius, Funtimes, and Sunburst hunt down the Trifecta and play a few "games" with them. ... My sympathy would be rather conflicted by that point, actually. Backtrack, I suppose? Unless we were planning on just having him whimper through the whole scene.
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Good thinking, Twi! Obliteration should join Möbius and dark!Funtimes for a fun romp across the country. ... Actually, that seems like less and less of a good idea the more I think about it. In fact, I might just need to club myself over the head a few times 'till I forget all about it.
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Considering she gave us two quarts of fresh goat milk a day last summer, I think we'll be keeping her. I still think if the RP ever slows down than Operation Discogator should be enacted.
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Nah, she's just my goat-to example when people are talking about pets. In battles of pet awesomeness she usually earns me udder victory.
