Kobold King
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Yikes. Here's hoping that the sentence "And then Billy Dent died" can be uttered by the end of the book. Would you guys hold it against me if I ponified yet another Buttersafe comic?
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What book is it?
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* sigh * I'm going to have to ponify it, aren't I?
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"I can't stick magnets to my refrigerator made of solid gold, which sucks because I want to hang up this gem-studded portrait of myself and my brother we took on our private island. Today just isn't my day."
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"My skin is chafing from all the time I spent swimming in my pool filled with hundred dollar bills. Why would God do this to me?"
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"Ugh. I've got so much money, I could buy absolutely anything I want. The WORLD, even. This sucks."
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Sometimes I've listened to this one imagining it as a meta description of the players of the RP and the varied characters we create.
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I finally got around to listening to "Party x Party." We couldn't have gotten a better song about Funtimes if we'd hired a songwriter to describe her.
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Having a Bad Day? Stop here for a Good Rant!
Kobold King replied to traceria's topic in General Discussion
I don't live there now. Just saying I was born there. -
Having a Bad Day? Stop here for a Good Rant!
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I was born in Oklahoma. -
Having a Bad Day? Stop here for a Good Rant!
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My father picked up the norovirus at an airport, and this morning my brother's been puking up a highstorm. Since everyone in the house has likely been infected by now, consider this a preemptive Bad Day post. -
Sylveon?
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The only team of Epics with only one real Epic, one guy who pretends to be an Epic for his girlfriend, two vanillas who hate Epics with a fiery passion, and one vanilla who writes self-insert fanfiction about herself becoming an Epic. [Kronk voice] And I'm in that Alan, right? [/Kronk voice] Ooh, I forgot about Sableeye. That's a perfect fit.
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Care to explain that ominous but intriguing statement? He wouldn't need Funtimes' signature. Tensions are high enough between the two of them now that he'd really only have to point his finger at her to trigger his suspicion. Oddly enough, I'm pretty sure CM would be a Gyarados in the alternate universe where all the RP characters are Pokemon.
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Doesn't that Magikarp promptly evolve into a ferocious sea-dragon after James kicks it? If so, then we should definitely re-enact that scene.
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Absolutely. He resurrected the dinosaurs from microscopic protein fragments embedded in the fossils--if an incinerated Warrior was valuable enough, he wouldn't have too much difficulty in raising it from its ashes. Probably while making a comment about phoenixes that he thinks is poetic, too. Mostly theropods, like raptors, a T-rex, and a few smaller theropods. He's also got a stegosaurus, a few ceratopsians, and even a small sauropod. There's also a scimitar-toothed cat. The Museum probably had an archive of incomplete fossil specimens hidden away in storage, so I'm going to go by the assumption that Funtimes didn't search the building well enough to have found it...
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As Voidus said, you are very wise. (For Slaughterhouse, "facelift" probably means "I'll give you the neck of a giraffe." ) Also, because I'm both tired and bored, I made this.
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I don't know. But I can tell you that I'm going to speak very highly of silverfish and their masters from now on. You never know who's listening in.
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You know Lightwards and you know insanity. It's fated that you'd be the best at putting the two together. In other news, I just saw a silverfish. It crawled out of the windowsill next to me, appeared to stare at me for a moment, and then scurried back into a crack in the wall. I think I'm being spied on.
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There are holes in that logic big enough to fit a floating museum through. Which is to say, definitely.
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Wow. That even breaks the suspension of disbelief of the guy who wrote a ship-fic about an insane astral projector and her dinosaur boyfriend. Did you see his one canon appearance? It's on the same page as my meta-story about the Tennessee Sibyl.
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Absolutely. Who'd be best for killing Nighthound via a convoluted and contrived scenario--Sam, Sunburst, Chicago Joe, Backtrack, or Glamour while playing a suitably epic song?
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Thanks for the sympathy. My corneas need it. It actually just occurred to me that we can use the WHOOC thread to kill Nighthound as many times as we want. Who wants to volunteer for a project where everybody in the RP writes a scene where one of their characters kills Nighthound?
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I'd say the mental image here makes me want to burn my eyeballs out, but I may or may not have already done so. I downloaded a free 3d character creator with the intent of trying to make Lightwards with it, but I soon found that the creator Doesn't clothe the characters as default; Renders the characters anatomically correct. So if anyone needs me, I'll be alternately picketing with Moral Guardian and rinsing my retinas out with soap.
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