Kobold King
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By the way, did any of you guys see Buttersafe's retelling of "Little Red Riding Hood" from the other day?
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It's hard to top the line "Animals don't wear clothes." Speaking of clothes, Twi, how detailed do you want to make the dress-up scene? Entire posts devoted to Funtimes, Sam, and Revolution hashing out the perfect outfits, or shall we skim past most of that?
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* nature documentary voice * And thus, the female teenager in her natural habitat rejects a mate. This mate has scorned her favorite books, making himself genetically undesirable; his likelihood of passing on his genes are slim. With a few more generations this will result in a humanity that has evolved to be entirely reliant on Brandon Sanderson books to procreate, through the magic of natural selection. * nature documentary voice *
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Ahem. Like Twi said, we're not what you'd call a couple, unless by 'couple' you mean 'a couple of weirdos.' She's my best friend, and she's the only person on the forum don't mind having deeper and more personal conversations with, but until about a week ago I didn't even know what she looked like in real life. Since I need to ask a question to justify my presence here: what are your favorite and least favorite episodes of My Little Pony?
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Only if your Romantic partner refuses to make an account.
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Quite the contrary. I heard it can lead to something called "Romance," and from there "Marriage," which actually takes away from the valuable time you could spend reading!
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...Teenager's courtship rituals are getting weirder and weirder these days.
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If Different Authors Wrote the Stormlight Archive
Kobold King replied to TwiLyghtSansSparkles's topic in Sanderson Fan Works
J. R. R. Tolkien * Forty pages of info about the history of tobacco in Alethkar * (This was awesome. ) -
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Awesome posts guys, both in Portland and The Dalles.
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The Good News Thread: I'm So Excited! And I Just Can't Hide It!
Kobold King replied to traceria's topic in General Discussion
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Kobold King replied to Silverblade5's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
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If I ever get stuck talking to a creepy person, I'll try to out-creep them. "THERE'S A TYPE OF CRUSTACEAN THAT EATS A FISH'S TONGUE AND REPLACES IT. THE FISH HAS TO SWIM AROUND WITH A LIVING CRUSTACEAN FUSED TO THE INSIDE OF ITS MOUTH, SAMPLING ALL ITS FOOD FOR IT. DO YOU THINK THAT COULD HAPPEN TO HUMANS? LET'S MAKE OUT!"
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Some people think this image is creepy. Personally, I think it's a boar.
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We're never burnt out on weird dreams, and I for one would love to read it. (The Backtrack dream probably wouldn't have been written if it weren't for your inspirational vacuum-salesperson-Shiny Sparkle dream sequence, by the way.)
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I'd tell you to throw away your concerns and write that parody, but the risk of Nighthound appropriating it is too great.
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I am Shadow Groot. Uh, I mean, I like it.
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"I believe that whatever doesn't kill you only makes you shinier."
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Does he threaten those who displease him with his Hairballs of Torment and Grotesque Suffering? Whatever causes the most chaos, I'd say.
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There's every reason to appease Koschei the Kitty, and no reason not to. Did I set up the next Nathan post well enough, or do you need any other details?
