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  1. Kobold King
    "I'll tell your mom, little girl! If she's not too busy. Or if she's not too scary..."
  2. Kobold King
    "So my friend the other day fell down and hurt her leg--" "Such crude language! We use the word 'limb' in this household, young man!" "Sigh. Grandma, could you try to get with the 20th century? Then you'll only be one century behind." I'm trying to decide whether it should be Glamour or Neverthere who skips along behind him singing his theme song. I'm thinking Neverthere.
  3. Kobold King
    Considering Timeport did an awful lot of viewing and groping last time he had the opportunity, I'd say he's the worst on both fronts.
  4. Kobold King
    ...Isn't their Attack Prayer just the sisters running around yelling siren noises through a megaphone? Gotcha. So definitely outside Sam's usual comfort zone (being a pretty girl in Epic-occupied Portland), and worthy of a mention in her stream of consciousness, but pretty tame by modern standards?
  5. Kobold King
    Because she's a huge Obliteration fangirl and she wants to look just like him?
  6. Kobold King
    New headcanon: Val was a member of the invisible assassin nuns. If we're still on the subject of uncomfortable costume questions : how deep of a deep scoop neck are we talking about with Sam's dress? I googled pictures, and apparently that term can refer to anything from a simple tank top curve to constructs like this: I don't have a preference how low or high it is myself, but if it leans heavily on the cleavage side of things Sam will complain about it. (Internally. She's already convinced Funtimes is on the verge of killing her. )
  7. Kobold King
    It doesn't matter, because her thighs are tattooed with ancient runes that make her legs invisible to Nighthound.
  8. Kobold King
    Careful there. You're approaching the heretical question of whether or not Funtimes could transform the stick. Here's Neverthere's official description: I'm pretty sure her hair was described as curly and black, and she's currently wearing a bright pink t-shirt and a black miniskirt.
  9. Kobold King
    Is it a dress, though? Or is it just a towel that looks suspiciously like a dress?
  10. Kobold King
    Just leaving this here.
  11. Kobold King
    Eh? Sorry. Didn't catch the reference, whatever it was. In other news, the fantabulous, incredimazible LarkoftheRiver just drew free pixel icons for my favorite of my extraterrestrial designs. The second one in particular does a stupendous job of capturing how I'd imagined them--it's actually helping me to solidify my mental image, which has mutated sporadically over the past couple of years. Thank you, LarkoftheRiver. Everyone else, go shower her with upvotes.
  12. Kobold King
    Awesome! Especially that full-body icon--that is perfect. I love the slightly fiendish expression on its face, coupled with the long snout. And the animated fins flashing different colors--that is awesome. Just awesome. Thank you! Go get yourself an ice cream or something. You deserve it.
  13. Kobold King
    Shhh. What Briar King doesn't know won't hurt him.
  14. Kobold King
    Hmm... how good are your teeth? I was thinking of getting a necklace made out of them. Bonus if I can get some teeth from that dog after it lives a long and happy life and expires from old age.
  15. Kobold King
    I mean, I'm a Christian and I can't stomach that.
  16. Kobold King
    Some men just want to watch their parents' peace of mind burn.
  17. Kobold King
    New plan--if she ever brings it up again, point a stick at her and say "Silencio!" loudly and clearly.
  18. Kobold King
    Do they know that you've read the Harry Potter books now as an adult?
  19. Kobold King
    Twi's mother logic.
  20. Kobold King
    Oh you poor dear. YES. A thousand times yes. This rivals only Wall-E as my favorite Disney movie of all time. And despite having some heavy animist and shamanistic concepts, I would argue that it's actually one of Disney's most inherently Christian productions in terms of the morals it presents.
  21. Kobold King
    I didn't realize how terrible it was that the world was missing a My Little Pony / Brother Bear crossover until I saw this.
  22. Kobold King
    I know what I'll be doing.
  23. Kobold King
    When you die, can I have one of your bones to wear around my neck? To bring me good luck?
  24. Kobold King
    You know you're a Sanderfan when counting to ten comes naturally to you when you're angry.
  25. Kobold King
    Write all your literary essays about Brandon Sanderson books. It's more or less what I did.
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